Dear wankers: Let me give you some free advice.

As I pointed out back here, we here at CC HQ have already received the first vaguely threatening e-mail. So, before anyone else does something really, really stupid, let me show you what happens when people get carried away like that.

I'm trying to be helpful here. Seriously. Which is, strangely enough, more consideration than a number of you have given me. Ironic, no?