49th parallel. zpmbie wall, stat.
zpmbie? pwn3d!
I've always wondered how the bible literalists explain where oil came from.
God made oil. And the duck-billed platypus because, according to the average IDiot, it's just too, too silly to have been some random act of evolution.
God? Who the hell is God?
"God? Who the hell is God?"james earl jones. except white.
I thought it was George Burns.
Its both, thus proving the Hindus are right...
Hey. Once Chuck Norris becomes President of Texas all will be well. World Nut Daily: I may run for President of TexasThen all the wingnuts will find their true home and build a light unto all nations.(Did I say that with a straight face?)
How many thermonuclear weapons with delivery missiles does Texas get should they secede?I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.
As one of the few rational Texans, can I have asylum if this crap passes?I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.Actually, LS, I've heard that Chuck's roundhouse kick is better than even the Tsar Bomba.
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49th parallel. zpmbie wall, stat.
zpmbie? pwn3d!
I've always wondered how the bible literalists explain where oil came from.
God made oil.
And the duck-billed platypus because, according to the average IDiot, it's just too, too silly to have been some random act of evolution.
God? Who the hell is God?
"God? Who the hell is God?"
james earl jones. except white.
I thought it was George Burns.
Its both, thus proving the Hindus are right...
Hey. Once Chuck Norris becomes President of Texas all will be well.
World Nut Daily: I may run for President of Texas
Then all the wingnuts will find their true home and build a light unto all nations.
(Did I say that with a straight face?)
How many thermonuclear weapons with delivery missiles does Texas get should they secede?
I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.
As one of the few rational Texans, can I have asylum if this crap passes?
I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.
Actually, LS, I've heard that Chuck's roundhouse kick is better than even the Tsar Bomba.
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