Wednesday, November 12, 2008
It's all a matter of right-wing perspective, dontcha know?
Shorter Republican Mark Foley: "I should be forgiven for serially stalking children because those kids were almost 18 -- that's almost an adult."
Shorter Republican Henry Hyde: "I should be forgiven for committing adultery and breaking up someone's marriage -- it was a 'youthful indiscretion' at age 41."
And besides, it was Bill Clinton's fault. Really.
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Oh, but here's the real punch line:
Verbatim Republican Michael Reagan: With the Democrats back in power in both Congress and the White House, you KNOW that they'll be falling right back into their habits of ... covering up their leaders' sexual "flings."
Hey! Foley is a Democrat!
The Ministry of Truth, I mean Fox News, said so. They'd never lie to us.
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