No, things don't look good:
Georgia’s governor declares drought emergency
CUMMING, Georgia - With water supplies rapidly shrinking during a drought of historic proportions, Gov. Sonny Perdue declared a state of emergency Saturday for the northern third of the state of Georgia and asked President Bush to declare it a major disaster area.
Not to worry, though -- the Dumbass Patrol is on the case.
6 comments:
Makes sense. You pray to the guy that gave you the drought in the first place.
Faith based meteorology! Akin to faith based missile defense (pray the hand of god smacks those missiles down!) and faith based economics (pray for that DVD because lord knows you can't afford one after that health bill)!
So the official policy of the governor is "pray for rain"?
Wow.
I bet he gets re-elected for his wisdom.
If I ever start to talk about moving to Georgia, would someone please shoot me first?
WTF??
Isn't God in Afghanistan right now?
Crabgrass:
Don't be such a dick. American college football is in full swing, and American college basketball is just getting started. So God has his hands full at the moment.
Man, do I have to explain everything to you folks?
Holy fucking shit how embarrassing. You are so right.
Who does He favour for the final four? My pocket is burning. Oops, I mean favor.
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