Thursday, January 11, 2007

Come on, boys and girls -- OWN that baby!


Shorter Blogging Tories: "George W. Bush speech? What George W. Bush speech?"

WHAT MORE NEED BE SAID? A disturbing and depressing look into the "mind" of the American conservative:

A Bush supporter named “civilservant,” said he was not expecting to see such a sad and “downbeat” president. “I was surprised the speech was as long as it was,” civilservant wrote. “He should have just looked into the camera and said, ‘Trust me,’ and I would have.”

Gosh, they act that way this side of the border, too. Go figure.

BY THE WAY
, here's the full transcript of Admiral Bunnypants' speech. See how much of it you can get through before you get the overwhelming urge to rip out your eyes with a claw hammer.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow...I never expected such thundering silence! Maybe Bush used too many big words?

Anonymous said...

They have all gone to enlist in the new American "Foreign Legion."

Anonymous said...

Gosh, they act that way this side of the border, too. Go figure.

Delusion/complete ignorance of anything factual knows no borders. The only difference is that, in the US, you can become insanely wealthy by being a complete and utter immoral idiot. In the rest of the world, behaviour like that usually gets you killed.

Anonymous said...

Claw hammer? That's hardcore! And it's just a transcript of a speech by a lame duck President. I urge you to reconsider: you'll surely need those eyes for the next guy's hijinks.

Rev.Paperboy said...

Am I the only one who noticed this
http://kevinswoodshed.blogspot.com/2007/01/somewhere-speechwriters-butt-is-sore.html