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Zorpheous is indeed correct -- I am a lazy bastard. Which is why, now that I've finally decided to spruce up the place, I'm going to get my readers to do all of the work for me.

Specifically, I'd like a cool new graphic to replace that generic, Blogger-supplied piece of crap you see at the top of this page and, given that I have enough on my plate at the moment, I'm going to invite my regular readers to submit potential replacements.

(I can make this invitation in good conscience since I'm sure that the majority of my readers are, like me, a bunch of booze-swilling, porn addicts who have piles of time on their hands while they sit around waiting for the next welfare cheque. Or something like that.)

In any event, get creative. First prize will be an autographed copy of my upcoming ruminations on Canadian politics, "Joel Johannesen is a Dick." Second place will be two copies.

Now, get moving.