He likes little boys, oh, yes, he does.

Rather than try to keep up with the exciting, new developments involving GOP Congressman Mark Foley and his predilection for teenage boys, I'll just redirect you to AmericaBlog and you can wallow in all of the sordid stickiness over there. But there are at least a couple points worth making.

First, as you can read, it appears that everyone in the vicinity has known about Foley's tastes for quite some time. Isn't that just delightful?

But what's more amusing is that the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children has issued a statement in support of Foley. Yes, I'm sure that's just the message they want to be sending right about now.

P.S. I'm sure the Blogging Tories will be all over this shortly. Yup, just give them time. Any minute now. Yessir, any minute now ...

P.P.S. Whoops, the tidal wave of outrage has already started, with Damian Penny's piece entitled "IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE." Try to control yourself, Damian. Getting all emotional and unhinged like that is so unbecoming.

UH OH ... Shit, meet fan. I think somebody's got some serious splainin' to do, 'cuz it just gets weirder by the minute.

But as long as nobody lies about it under oath, I'm guessing it's all good, right?