Saturday, September 09, 2006

GET INVOLVED! SIGN THE PETITION!! WIN VALUABLE PRIZES!!!


All right, so that "valuable prizes" thing is total hogwash but, as a member of Canada's progressive (read: non-brain-damaged) community, you -- yes, you -- have the ability to make a difference.

As you can see here, the Canada-wide petition to defund the Status of Women Canada is in full swing, having garnered an overwhelming (at last count) 556 590 617 signatures which, by my calculations, would represent every member of the Blogging Tories coalition plus, for each one of them, the one parent who still loves them.

In response, I present The Petition To Get Canadian Wankers to Shut the Hell Up About the Status of Women Canada.

Act now! Sign the petition! As members of the reality-based community, it's your moral and ethical obligation to take the time. And show your support for Canada's women! And send me money in unmarked, brown paper bags!!

Small bills only, if you don't mind.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'd sign a petition for this, but the wording makes it sound like a joke.

CC said...

Um ... you're new here, right?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm new. Guess I missed something.

But carry on with sticking it to the ones who deserve it.

You're a breath of fresh air among the manure dropped by the righteous rights.