What would you do without "out of context" to fall back on?

Seriously, how would most really vile and loathsome political public figures (read: Republicans) survive if they couldn't just blame everything on being quoted "out of context"?

And the best part? Even Faux News' Chris Wallace doesn't buy Cornyn's argument. Man, you know you're a complete lowlife when, as a Republican, even Faux News takes a step or two back when you enter the room.