CNN: The Catholic News Network.

It's not like CNN is any guiltier than any of the other networks in getting ridiculously obsessed with the current Pope-a-palooza, but I just surfed by CNN and caught Judy Woodruff (you remember Judy when she actually had principles, right?) pimping an upcoming segment on her colleague Robert Novak's journey to Catholicism.

Bob Novak. Yeah, that Bob Novak -- one of the sleaziest "journalists" on the planet. The one who saw nothing wrong with outing a covert CIA operative. Come on, Judy, why not ask Bob how he reconciles being a traitor with his Catholic faith? Hell, I'd pay to see that.