Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Smithers ... release the hounds!

Canada's Leading Asshole™ Mark Steyn has no problems beating up on a 12-year-old:

The Democrats chose to outsource their airtime to a Seventh Grader. If a political party is desperate enough to send a boy to do a man's job, then the boy is fair game.

Well, now .. what have we here?

I believe our mission here requires no explanation. Who is this girl? And how quickly can she be destroyed utterly?

Quickly, now, a recap: We know her name is "Rebecca" and she is seven years old. Apparently, she goes to school, and her mother recently(?) had an abortion. Who is this mother? What is her name? Where does she work? Is she rich? Was her abortion funded by the taxpayers? Why is she not using birth control? Does she attend church? Does the rest of her congregation know about this recent development and, if not, why the hell not?

And as for Paul R. Nelson, apparently, he has four beautiful children, with a fifth on the way. What are their names? Are any of them in school? Which school?

These are, as I'm sure you can appreciate, critical questions that must be answered so that, for the sake of civil discourse and a deep and abiding respect for children, Rebecca and her family can be identified, located and crushed without remorse or mercy for being right-wing political tools of propaganda.

This is your mission and, as always, if you or any member of your IMF team is caught and killed, we here at CC HQ will disavow any knowledge of anyone so unspeakably stupid as to take anything we say even remotely seriously.


Dr.Dawg said...

Thanks for pointing me to this story--double h/t at my place.

Chimera said...

Huh. The only "source" of information that says Rebecca's mother had a partial-birth abortion is Paul R, Nelson himself. And how the hell would he know?

And from what Rebecca said, mommy was looking forward to the new little. Something happened. And if it was abortion, it was for some reason other than whim.

Of course, the anti-choice crowd doesn't care about little details like that...