Raving loon and poster child for multiple-personality disorder Werner Patels tries to make himself acceptable to polite society:
THE SPADE is a quality online publication or "op-ed page", featuring opinion pieces/columns about politics, society, the media and much more...
THE SPADE is an open forum for views from all over the political spectrum. Quite often, readers will find that THE SPADE agrees with and/or promotes ideas that are traditionally linked with conservatism, liberalism or even social democracy. As long as ideas are grounded in common sense, there is absolutely no reason to discard them out of hand...
THE SPADE allows for interactivity with readers. Readers who wish to share their views and thoughts on the editorials published here are more than welcome to do so.
On the other hand, behind the relative privacy of e-mail, Werner sometimes feels the need to free the beast within:
> From: "W Patels" <email@example.com>
> To: [DELETED FOR PRIVACY],
> Subject: Stay away
> Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:40:01 -0600
> Don' bother replying because you are blacklisted by
> the ISP and so none of
> your messages will ever make it through.
> I have deleted all your stupid comments
> Stay the fuck away from my websites, you
> motherfucker! You are a fucking
> psychopath and probably a fucking Paki!
> Now go and fuck off you stinking fucking Paki!
Apparently (if I read Werner correctly), Pakis have a body odour problem, although Werner doesn't clarify whether that point of view is conservative, liberal or social democratic. Perhaps it just falls under the classification of "common sense." Yeah, that must be it.
THE WEINER RESPONDS: Well, sprinkle me with brown sugar and call me breakfast -- Werner drops by long enough to accuse me of posting fiction in his name. So here's what I'm gonna do.
Before I go any further in authenticating that e-mail, I want Werner to state, unambiguously and unequivocally, that he did not write that note. I realize he's already said as much in the comments section:
Not that it matters, because you lefties are so full of BS that you won't believe me anyway, but I'd just like to point out that this "email" is a fake, fabricated either by Canadian Cynic or anyone else with a grudge.
but I want him to state that again, just for the record. Then we'll see where this goes.
P.S. I'm fascinated by the fact that Werner, despite claiming that that e-mail is fake, isn't asking for an apology or to have it taken down. If it were me, I'd be livid and screaming about defamation and the like. And yet, for someone claiming to have been wronged, Werner is surprisingly sanguine about the whole thing. How ... curious.