Friday, September 29, 2006

Jesus Christ ... hyperbolize much?


The initial ugly symptoms:

A STROKE OF GENIUS?

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

It's a nasty affliction, but with careful tracking and a ruthless quarantine program at the border, I'm sure we can ... oh, fuck, too late:

Best article ever written?

I have been patiently waiting for the Western Standard magazine to post Mark Steyn's latest column online, because I feel it is quite possibly the best op-ed I've ever read...

No other writer alive has the ability to put things in perspective with such moral clarity -- and humour! -- as this man.

Yeah, I'm sure you didn't need to read that this close to dinner time, either.

9 comments:

Simon said...

I honestly don't think there's a better laugh out there than the one I get from reading Adam Daifallah.

Adam Daifallah: the unwitting comic genius.

Vagina Dentata said...

"Jesus Christ ... hyperbolize much?"

Tsk tsk. 'hyperbolise'

Running dog lackey of American linguistic imperialism.

MyQaeda said...

I agree VD.
Sad the Canadian wanker must mix American misspelling conventions with 'real' English.
The Colonies, what can you do?

Bilious Pudenda said...

Leave the cunt alone. For fuck's sake, he's from Waterloo!
Anything west of Bathurst, north of Eglinton and east of Victoria Park is wasteland.
He was probably educated at UofW, or worse still, Waterloo Lutheran University; although I think they renamed it.

Boris said...

"Tsk tsk. 'hyperbolise'
Running dog lackey of American linguistic imperialism."
"Sad the Canadian wanker must mix American misspelling conventions with 'real' English.
The Colonies, what can you do?"

Whinging bloody poms!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

No responses to your commenters?
Lord Tunderin' Jaysus man, VD MyQaeda and BP went out of their way to spread there apolitical humour for your amusement. The least you could do is call them cunts!
Not that I have any connection to them you understand.

Boris you cunt!
It is 'Whinging POME Bastards' as the antipodean colony would say. 'POME' is an acronym for 'Prisoner of Mother England' and pronounced to rhyme with 'tommy'.

Now Boris Badenoff grab your paramour, Natasha Fatale and resume 'plotting big trouble for Moose and Squirrel'. Pronounce that with a thick Russian accent.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Shite. I have an 'i' left over and I am missing an 'e' after that last comment. Don't you hate when that happens?

Adam said...

How can it not be the greatest column ever written? It equates multiculturalism with both fascism and communism! The cunning link? They're all things Mark Steyn doesn't like!* Involving non-anglophones! I can't wait to register for the Western Standard so that I can read more of these wonderful insights about the English Man's Burden!

*(or, in the case of fascism, claims to not like)

Ti-Guy said...

Why do people like Daffy Dumbdaifalah think ole Shit-Steyn is humourous? He's as funny as a migraine.

Anyway, is Steyn presently residing in the US? Because, looking on the bright side of the recent legalisation (Angloids...note spelling) of torture and the suspension of habeas corpus, maybe Steyn will be rounded up in a foreigner sweep and...*ahem*...interrogated.