Sunday, March 26, 2006

The upside of tighter border security?


To make sure people like this don't slip across the border and perhaps procreate:

Bible tells the truth about our creation

Why is it that these evolutionists are trying so hard to deny that God created the Earth and all that is on it? Now we have an "educated" minister who claims that seminaries have proved that the beginning chapters of the Bible were not written according to the Word of God, but by unknown authors and added to the Bible by some editor. How about the words in John 1:1-4?

I don't think much of a minister who felt it was more important to preach about things he didn't believe, rather than risking his post by not pleasing his (ignorant) congregation.

The theory of evolution does not and cannot explain so much about the universe that we know. For instance, when and how did water evolve? How does it happen that gravity can hold us to the Earth, and at the same time allow us to step up without any trouble? How did it happen that the Earth is spinning at the exact rate that keeps us from feeling that movement?

I find it much easier to believe that Genesis tells us the truth of the creation when we know from God's own Word that nothing is impossible for him to do.

Carol Crooks, Greer

I'd like to think that this is just someone pulling a prank. The alternative is, frankly, just too horrifying.

FOLLOWING THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT ABOVE: And how is it that our noses and ears are in just the right places to support wearing glasses? And the fact that our legs are exactly the right length to reach the ground -- is that freaking amazing or what?

That letter has to be a joke. It just has to be.

6 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

I could answer ALL the questions in the third paragraph, and I'm no scientist. I just pay attention.

Dave said...

Miss Cellania, no kidding! Those aren't even thoughtful questions. Seems to me they were all answered in science classes by grade 7.

But, you can't stand in the way of a good Christian Home-schooled wanker.

Adam said...

"How does it happen that gravity can hold us to the Earth, and at the same time allow us to step up without any trouble?"

Ironically enough, the theory of evolution actually explains this one with surprising ease...

Julian said...

Q: How does it happen that gravity can hold us to the Earth, and at the same time allow us to step up without any trouble?
A: Easy peasy. Intelligent Design has provided the Earth with a network of tiny pores which work by virtue of negative pressure. Essentially, they suck everything earthwards. When you want to step up, your personal angel reconfigures the local network to allow your foot to leave the ground. Simple! Why argue about it?
Now a much harder question: who created wine, and why is a bottle of wine just the right amount for two people to get nicely uninhibited?

CC said...

24 hours in a day ... 24 bottles of beer in a case ... coincidence? I think not.

Garnet said...

For instance, when and how did water evolve?

How did -water- evolve? Somewhere, Charles Darwin is grave-spinning fast enough to power a small village.