Sunday, March 26, 2006

Just use your imagination ... it won't take much.


Gunman kills 7 including himself.

(CC NEWS) -- According to police, a young neo-conservative hack killed six journalists at the Washington Post before turning the weapon on himself.

The shooter, a disgraced serial plagiarist named Ben Domenech, had recently been dismissed from his position as a blogger after having been exposed as a thoroughly unprincipled liar, thief, plagiarist and racist.

According to security cameras, Domenech could be seen moving from room to room, firing at Post employees at random while yelling, "Ruin my fucking career, will you? You people are nobodies! I know Michelle Malkin and Hugh Hewitt, and my daddy knows George Bush! You fucking liberal bastards!"

Acquaintances of Domenech's who could be reached for comment would only say that he seemed like a quiet and humble man, who spent his spare time editing other conservatives' books, slagging liberals, accusing civil rights heroes of being "Communists" and spewing racial epithets at black people.

1 comment:

Annamarie said...

Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a while. Really needed it, as I've been rather down-in-the dumps for a week since the sudden death of a young friend. Thanks for cheering me up! :)

Best regards,
amd~
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