Ah, the beauty of the passive voice:
Q: Yes, Mr. President, do you feel it was appropriate that the vice president didn't reveal his shooting accident until the next day, and through a private citizen? And do you think it was OK that he didn't talk to you about it, personally, until Monday?
Bush: I thought the vice president handled the issue just fine. He went through -- and I thought his explanation yesterday was a powerful explanation. This is a man who likes the outdoors and he likes to hunt. And he heard a bird flush and he turned and pulled the trigger and saw his friend get wounded.
Yes, it was devastating. That old guy went down like ... like ... like he'd been shot! Oh, the humanity!
And that's when Dick went back to the ranch and had a cocktail. Because it's hard just watching people get wounded.
NOT A JOKE: Stolen shamelessly from TPM:
And don't let it happen again, dumbass.