Stephen Taylor has some critically important political news to share:
In unrelated news, Stephen Harper claims to love Canada, and yet he's managed to cripple it with a $50 billion deficit. That's kind of ironic, too, don't you think?
Friday, June 05, 2009
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I have to call BS on this one.
The fact is Stevie Harper doesn't love Canada and in fact he doesn't even want to tolerate it.
Ummm...let me fix that.
Stephen Harper claims to be writing a book about hockey (and apparently hasn't missed any Maple Leaves Stanley Cup wins since 1967).
Harper Factoid:
Harper says he's writing a book about hockey, but is he really?
Some people say he's actually writing a book that sympathizes with the terrorists.
Think about it Canada, he hasn't denied it.
Recently high-level sources in the PMO say there's a strong possibility he is writing such an atrocity. These sources wish to remain anonymous for fear of retribution - and given the circumstances I think we can all agree to extend them this courtesy.
Is Harper for Canada, or is he with the terrorists?
Taylor has a point.
After all, Stanley Cup playoff games are not broadcast to other countries. As such Ignatieff would not have been able to watch the Canadiens play in these series.
Michael Ignatieff, why do you hate Canada?
Yes because all those games against Boson and New York were never broadcast in the US...
I hope you are being sarcastic...
Me? Sarcastic? That's unpossible!
;)
I've begun a campaign of spamming #iggyfacts with lame jokes. You know:
"Michael Ignatieff is so dumb, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 'This Hour has 22 Minutes'."
"Michael Ignatieff is so unCanadian that when somebody bumps into him, he doesn't apologize!"
"Michael Ignatieff is so ugly, his parents taped 100% Canadian Back Bacon onto his ears so the dog would play with him."
"Michael Ignatieff is so liberal, he doesn't shoot abortion doctors!"
Ok, I'm out.
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