Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Dear Sparky: Let me help you out.


In what must be an exercise in utter futility, regular CC commenter "Sparky" is over at Twatsy's, calling him to task for being a thoroughly weaselly, dishonest douchebag. In response, Twatsy continues to lie. Quelle surprise. So I'm going to give Sparky a little gift, and he can do with it what he wants.

Here's Twats, defending his constant misrepresentation of what shape can be seen on the bottom of some boots:



OK, then, so the defense here is that, sure, it was a mistake, but Twatsy was only following the lead of the MSM so, hey, don't blame him, everyone else screwed up the same way. Except ... except ...



Wait ... let me reproduce the juicy part of that, just to make sure you all appreciate its wingnutty excellence:


CTV news has corrected the "yellow triangles" claims to note that the markings on the boots (of the officers, at least) look more like yellow octagons, similar to the Vibram boots logo.

This being said, the yellow markings on the bottom of the suspects' boots really do look more like triangles.

Oh, man ... that's so awesome, I have to reproduce it one more time (with emphasis):

CTV news has corrected the "yellow triangles" claims to note that the markings on the boots (of the officers, at least) look more like yellow octagons, similar to the Vibram boots logo.

This being said, the yellow markings on the bottom of the suspects' boots really do look more like triangles.

So ... having dismissed his dishonest dumbassitude all this time by dumping the blame on the MSM, Twatsy openly admits that the MSM has corrected the record, yet he still sticks with his triangle story. Making his defense a lie.

Go with that, Sparky. If you have the stomach for it, why don't you point that out to Twatsy? Watching him "LOL ROTFL oh my dear Lord" his way out of that one should be amusing. For about nine seconds. Then it just gets tiresome.

P.S. The things that allegedly look more like triangles can be seen here. Feel free to draw your own conclusions. Personally, I feel stupider for just having addressed this.

BONUS TRACK AT NO EXTRA CHARGE
: Ah, the amusement, in which we learn that anyone searching on this particular topic will discover, in short order, that Twatsy is a dick. Sometimes, Google is Teh Awesome.

4 comments:

Sparky said...

I went in my own direction.
Also, unless something exciting and new comes from the realm of Patrick-The-Ego, I won't reply.
It's the head-banging-against-the-wall thing over and over and over again with him...
I don't know how other people do it (looking at you, ti-guy).

CC said...

Yes, that was a decent smackdown on your part. Sadly, it will have no value, as the only response you can expect to see is, "LOL ROTFL you stupid, oh my dear sweet Lord, Jesus Christ, retard!", followed by blithering, dishonest irrelevancies, and some stomach-churning fellatio from "mahmood".

Technically speaking, you will never win an argument with Twatsy since, whenever he gets into trouble, he simply redefines the English language however he wants. It never fails. It's his only comeback.

Sparky said...

Me thinks that my 4 page epic that I jsut posted 'over there' will disappear down the memory hole.
Or it'll be a one line answer... ROTFL STFU...
Either way, I had fun writing it.

wow, wv = unwiten
I think I'll use it in a sentence.
Patrick Ross: "I wish I can unwiten my comments to psa"

CC said...

Perhaps the most depressing example of hypocrisy on Twatsy's part is that he loves to wax eloquent, and write allegedly intellectual posts during which he plays at being all grown-up and nuanced, and producing thoughtful excursions full of important content and analysis.

But when others do the same thing, his only comeback -- ever -- has been little more than, "LOL ROTFL, oh sweet Jesus, dear Lord, OMFG, what a CC-licking retard!" He's never produced a single refutation of anyone's criticism -- it's all "Blar har har har what an idiot."

Oh, and just to save you the trouble of ever responding to "mahmood" over there -- Twatsy is mahmood. I've had it confirmed by another independent source that "mahmood" is just how Twatsy makes it look like he has commenters who believe him. How pathetic is that? Inventing your own nad-licking sock puppet.