Stupid is as stupid does.

Why, how dare they ... oooooooooh, I'm so mad, I could just spit, just wait until we contact the authorities, we're not going to take this lying down and ... and ... uh ... actually, never mind. Carry on.

25% MORE SNARK AT NO EXTRA CHARGE: TBogg points out that the boys at PowerTools have a nasty habit of, well, premature eJankulation.