Saturday, October 08, 2005
What's wrong with America, Saturday afternoon edition.
"Yeah, yeah, I know that George W. Bush is an immature, illiterate, inarticulate, party animal, cocaine-snorting, alcoholic who walked away from his military service, failed at every business venture he ever tried and lied his face off about every single thing related to 9/11, Iraq, Saddam Hussein and WMDs. But that John Kerry's such a flip-flopper, I just couldn't vote for him."
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Sorry, CC. That doesn't quite accurately sum it up.
It's more like this:
"Yeah, yeah, I know that George W. Bush is an immature, illiterate, inarticulate, party animal, cocaine-snorting, alcoholic who walked away from his military service, failed at every business venture he ever tried.
"But he comes by his failures honestly.
"And frankly, I'm so scared of towelheads flying planes into buildings that I'd vote for anyone who'd promise to bomb randomly-selected Arab countries. It makes me feel safe."
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