Thursday, March 12, 2009

Whine whine whine. Did I mention whine?

Jesus Christ, dude ... do you need help changing your diaper or what?

Atheist ads will be running on Ottawa buses...

Life Christian Academy principal Mike Karpishka and 40 of his students protested outside city hall yesterday.

“We understand freedom of speech, but we don’t want these ads on the buses,” Karpishka said. “The ads are offensive."

Not to put too fine a point on it, Mike, but no one gives a flying fuck what you think. Besides, what's the big deal? Oh ...

“To say that there is no God — as a Christian, it doesn’t shake my faith,” he said.

Rather, it could sway a non-believer, he said.

OH NOEEZZ!1!!11!! Someone might be exposed to a different point of view!!! Heavens to motherfucking Betsy!!

Oh, and here's the best part:

Because of the decision, some of the students at the school have said they won’t ride any bus with the ad, something Karpishka said he supports.

Wow, I'm not sure how we'll all cope with that. You want to know what would really yank our chains? Adamantly refusing to preach at us anymore. That would teach us a lesson, fer shure.

Now fuck off, Mike. And take those ignorant, whiny little turds with you. Seriously.

NOW HERE'S AN EVIL THOUGHT: If those pissy little twits are serious about boycotting buses with atheist ads on them, then the Ottawa humanists should work extra hard at plastering those ads on all buses that serve that school. Let those childish fuckers walk home from now on.


Zorpheous said...

Oh, and they could serve communion crackers with peanut butter on the buses as well,... Call it the PZ Effect, LOL

Mike said...

"Rather, it could sway a non-believer, he said."

Wait, if they are non-believer then they already agree that there probably is no god. Shit buddy sit back and stop worrying. Enjoy you life.

What a tit.

Boris said...

Yeah, Mike, I had trouble with the logic behind that one too.


sooey said...

Maybe he means it could sway a non-believer into enjoying her life, which would take her from heathen to harlot.

Kelseigh said...

Haha, I love the voting interface on the Metro site. "You must be logged in to disagree."

Woe that the Blogging Whories should figure out how to add that to their blogs.

Audrey II said...

Money Quote:

"“We will continue praying as Christians that this won’t have the effect that we know it will have”

Here's a thought that might keep some fundies warm while waiting for the manna buses to fall from heaven and replace the ones they refused to board because of the ad on the side: Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

Perhaps they might consider stoning the bus drivers that collect firewood/work on the sabbath. That might really spice up the Ottawa Sunday Bus routes and attract much more attention to their cause than any boycott of insufficiently Christian Public Transportation vehicles.

Reality Bites said...

I lived in Ottawa one winter. They could be slaughtering puppies and kittens on a bus and it wouldn't make me wait for the next one.

(I would call the police once I got off though)