Sunday, November 30, 2008

When total douchebags blog.

Apparently, Blogging Tory co-founder and squalling brat babysitter Stephen Taylor really is capable of understanding legalities (emphasis added):

I’m at the Parliamentary Press Gallery dinner right now and a quiet rumour among a small number of of the gathered people here is that Prime Minister Stephen Harper may prorogue Parliament until the new year...

The opposition will cry foul, but it’s within the Prime Minister’s power.

Yes, Stephen, it is, and even those of us who despise Harper with a truly visceral loathing agree that it is within his power.

So wouldn't it be nice if you wrote a post and explained to your drooling, feces-flinging howler monkey acolytes (that would be your storm-trooper Harper Youth) that toppling the current government and offering to set up a coalition is similarly within the power of the opposition, is entirely constitutional and is in no way an affront to democracy, a sleazy power grab or a cheap, back door attempt to overturn the results of the last election?

Can you do that, Stephen? Can you explain that to your ignorant, screeching, dumbshit, mindless followers, then tell them to, please, for the love of God, shut up and put a fucking sock in it? Thanks ever so much. We sane Canadians would really appreciate it.


Mark Francis said...

Let Harper go ahead and do it.

Here we are, in the middle of an economic disaster, and Harper actually closes Parliament?!!!

That would become the primary reason to remove the Conservatives from power, and would have massive support from Canadians.

the rev. paperboy said...

File that one under "Fiddling while Rome burns" Steverino. Yeah, yeah,I know "It isn't fair. The opposition is being all oppositiony and stuff. I'm taking my ball and going home. The country can solve its own financial crisis."

Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance, I think Ol' Dead-Eyes just tripped on his dick and hurt himself.

psa said...

um, rev, the only way lord flaccid is gonna trip on his dick is if his feet are growing directly out his arse.

KEvron said...

this - THIS - is exactly why i troll wingnuts. when there's no hope of honesty or fair play, there's nothing left to do but to troll.