First, you need to read this. Then immediately follow it up with this. Were there ever two sorry excuses for human beings that deserved each other more?
No, for God's sake, don't answer that! What part of "rhetorical" didn't you catch?
BONUS TRACK: Buried in that first piece is the convenient smackdown:
Actually, the very idea of 101st Keyboarders putting, so to speak, their money where their mouth is, is liable to make them terrified to the point of incontinence.
It just doesn't get more timely, does it?