Thursday, June 22, 2006

Sure, LET'S vote on same-sex marriage ...


... but, inspired by this, I'm thinking of a private member's bill in the House of Commons addressing the sanctity of "traditional" marriage, for which you will be ineligible to vote if you:

  • are single

  • are divorced

  • are separated

  • have ever committed adultery

  • have ever lusted after another in your heart (hey ... Biblically, that's adultery)

  • ever had pre-marital sex

Other than that, you're good to vote. Bring it on.

2 comments:

Zorpheous said...

Wow I was good to go untill the last two. Don't tell my wife ;-)

Miss Cellania said...

Oh come on now. If the half-dozen eligible voters nationwide were to decide this, what do you think the results will be?