OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD ... same-sex marriage!!!
"I don't believe there's any issue that's more important than this one," said Sen. David Vitter, a Louisiana Republican.
OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD ... flag desecration!!!
In fact, when the question was put to 19 Senate supporters of the amendment yesterday in the Capitol corridors off of the Senate chamber, only one -- amendment author Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) -- asserted that this was indeed the nation's No. 1 priority. And that was only after some serious goading.
And 2,500+ dead soldiers in Iraq? Dude ... it's just "a number."