Saturday, June 17, 2006

It's only corruption if liberals do it.


As I'm sure you all remember, the citizens of Wankerville had all sorts of fun accusing U.S. Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid of a humongous breach of ethics for accepting (in their fevered imaginations, anyway) boxing tickets worth thousands -- I say, thousands -- of dollars! If memory serves, the Blogging Tories certainly had a field day with this, didn't they?

So I can only imagine the BTs outrage over this recent development:

The Pictures of Corruption: How Hastert Used Tax Dollars to Turn a $1.5 Million Profit

Here’s a graphic timeline explaining how House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) used a federal earmark to turn a $1.5 million profit ...

I mean, if the BTs were angry over Reid's boxing tickets, one can only imagine how livid they'll be over this. They're going to be really, really, really pissed, right? Right?

Otherwise, that would make them a bunch of worthless, kiss-ass, hypocritical pussies. And, God knows, we can't have that, can we?

Come on, all you BTs ... show me the outrage. You know you want to.

1 comment:

dete said...

Geez, CC, doncha get it? They're upset because Reid took the tickets and then didn't give anything in return. He's as bad as the date you treat to a fancy dinner and then don't get so much as a demure goodnight kiss afterwards.

No need to be upset about Hastert -- He puts out!