Monday, June 12, 2006

Always look on the bright side of life.


Oooooh, here's some devilish cleverness. Via Liberal Catnip, we have the newest devious military strategy from Guantanamo detainees -- killing themselves:

Rear Adm Harris said he did not believe the men had killed themselves out of despair.

"They are smart. They are creative, they are committed," he said.

"They have no regard for life, either ours or their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us."

There is, of course, a long noble history of such tactics:

[A group of faux oriental-looking warriors come over a hill, led by their leader, King Otto.]

WORKER
The Judean People's Front!

PARVUS
The Judean People's Front!

OTTO
Forward all!

WORKERS
Look out! The Judean People's Front!

[The JPF stop in front of Brian's cross.]

OTTO
Ve are the Judean People's Front! Crack suicide squad. Suicide Squad! Attack!!! [They all ceremonially whip out their weapons, open a hatch in their armor, and proceed to kill themselves.]

God help us all if they unleash the killer rabbit.

5 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

Whay did you expect? The Spanish Inquisition?

Knight said...

Ni!

Anonymous said...

"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it"

David said...

Romanes Eunt Domus!

Meaghan Walker-Williams said...

Vewy Well I shall Welease The Wabbit!