Monday, June 15, 2026

Chronicles of Twatrick: Of all the things that never happened ...

... this never happened the most:


P.S. It goes without saying that this scenario is hard to believe since, if you were trying to remain inconspicuous, the last thing you would do is wear a mask in the middle of June on a residential street and be openly taking photos of peoples' cars.

I'm going to guess that no actual evidence of this will be forthcoming.

P.P.S. Apparently, over on X, Patrick is insisting that all of the above actually happened but, sadly, no one had a chance to take a picture as evidence. Really? In a society where pretty much every single person owns a smartphone with a camera, not a single person had the presence of mind to snap a photo as the culprit was running away? Gosh, what bad luck. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

We all knew something like this was coming. Patrick is just a keyboard warrior. He got his ass whupped on YouTube for the world to see.

Anonymous said...

Reading that post of Patrick's, I can understand why his side hustle as a writer of fiction never took off.

Anonymous said...

Imaginary friend of the imaginary girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

Just below that tweet is this stunning admission which is perfectly applied to his story of someone taking pictures of license plates; "A lack of evidence is a clear indication that the allegations were false."

https://x.com/OutlawTory/status/2066425164414570752

It's poetic.