Chronicles of Twatrick: A life truly wasted.

It being the holiday season, I think it's time to look back at the life of self-described badass Patrick "Helllloooo, ladies!" Ross, trustee-less undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive from various people and government agencies who would dearly like to have a chat with him, to see how Patrick got where he is today, so make yourself comfortable as this may take a while and there will be much free associating along the way.

First, it's worth recalling that Patrick was born in June of 1981, and I got my $85,000 default judgment (plus interest) against him for malicious defamation in late 2010, when Patrick was 29 and should probably have known better than to publicly accuse someone of pedophilia and raping two-year-olds because he thought it was knee-slappingly funny and just a hoot, entertainment-wise. And given that it is now the end of 2024, we can draw one crushingly depressing conclusion -- Patrick has spent the majority of his adult life owing me close to (if not more than) $100,000.

Let me repeat that so it sinks in -- at the age of 43, Patrick has spent more than half of his adult life in crippling debt to me, and there is no indication that he is any closer to getting out of that debt, given that he is making absolutely no payments toward it and the debt is increasing by several hundred dollars per month due to interest.

Again (just because it's so mind boggling), Patrick Ross has spent the majority of his adult life having been found liable for malicious defamation and owing me a truckload of money, and that is not going to change any time soon.

However, what is even more depressing is how easily Patrick could have escaped all this, and therein lies a tale.

After I got my judgment against Patrick, he spent the next two years running away until I finally cornered him, at which time he (being the right-wing, "accountable", "personally responsible" scold that he is) immediately declared personal bankruptcy; sadly, while that was one legal escape, Patrick couldn't even do that properly, in that he immediately failed to honour his legal obligations under bankruptcy, to the point where his trustee withdrew from his case in total disgust.

Even so, Patrick managed to make it to his hearing, at which time (as regular readers may recall), he was absolutely gifted with a ridiculously favourable ruling that required him to do nothing more than pay $200 per month for the next 14 years -- a grand total of $33,600, which was a fraction of what he owed me and represented pocket change for someone working in the oil patch. But it gets funnier.

You see, while that payment plan would have required Patrick to stay in bankruptcy for that full 14 years before finally getting his absolute discharge, the ruling actually allowed him to -- as long as he made those regular payments and followed the rules -- pay off the entire balance after three years, meaning his punishment for having defamed me would have been no more than three years in bankruptcy and paying me only a third of what he owed me. You'll never guess what happened.

Patrick fucked that up.

With his talent for childish arrogance, Patrick refused to accept this absolute gift from bankruptcy court, and instead refused to play along, to the point where (much snipped here) I finally filed to have Patrick kicked out of bankruptcy protection with respect to my ruling against him, the court agreed, and the full amount of $85,000 (plus interest) was re-instated.

Ponder, then, the level of stupid here:

Patrick Ross, faced with a legal judgment against him of $85,000 and past the deadline for appeal, was granted a spectacularly favourable ruling from bankruptcy court where he could have gotten out of all of this by paying a grand total of $33,600 over three years, then walked away free and clear. He chose to be a petulant child and not play along, which is why we are where we are today -- Patrick owing me over $120,000, and still in bankruptcy with zero chance of getting out unless he pays me the entire amount he owes me. That is the level of dumbfuck stupid we're talking about here.

In any event, it is the Christmas season, and one wonders what Patrick is up to. It is unlikely he is celebrating with family, given the rumours that Patrick's remaining family wants nothing to do with him, given how he caused nothing but grief and heartache for his late parents, making them deal with constant visits from the Sheriffs and process servers, and how all of them undoubtedly had to figure out how to structure the wills to prevent me from swooping in and taking my share.

But I thought it was only fair that, as my gift to Patrick, I would remind him and everyone else how easily and inexpensively he could have gotten out of all of this years ago, except for his infantile arrogance in thinking that he just wasn't going to pay me anything and that would teach me a lesson, which is how Patrick probably can't even remember a time when he wasn't bankrupt and owing me many tens of thousands of dollars.

Finally, while I've been reasonably patient with Patrick and his idiotic defamation lawsuit against me, 2025 is the year that I'm going to drop the hammer on him, and drag his ass into court to resolve that, and when that happens, I will make sure everyone else looking for him will know where and when he can be found. In any event, while Patrick is most likely sitting in a shitty hotel room somewhere for the holidays, I thought it only fitting to remind him and everyone else how his current dumpster fire of a life is nothing but the inevitable result of years worth of truly stupid and childish choices.

BONUS TRACK: Apparently, Patrick is still convinced that a productive use of his time is to create unwatchable videos that no one cares about. I wonder if he has any idea that all of those videos will be submitted as evidence when he tries to convince the court that, gosh darn it, he's just so busy these days that he can't get around to paying off his debt or following court orders.

So, yes, Patrick, keep making those videos -- it's rare that someone openly provides so much evidence against himself.