Saturday, April 13, 2024

Chronicles of Twatrick: "Bankrupt's Delight."

"I'm Mullet Boy Patrick and I'm here to say,

Declaring bankruptcy is A-OK."



4 comments:

RossOwesDay said...

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell,
'Bout a dude named Twatsy, who ain't doin' so well.
He's a convicted defamer, ain't no joke,
Spreading lies and hate, that's how he's broke.

Got caught in his web of deceit and lies,
Now he's locked up, doin' time, no surprise.
But in his mind, he's still the king,
Livin' in a fantasy, that's his thing.

(Chorus)
Twatsy, Twatsy, what you gonna do?
Stuck in your cell, with your fast food and porn too.
But your lies caught up, now you're payin' the price,
Ain't no escape from your own device.

(Verse 2)
He's an incel, bitter and mad,
Blamin' the world for the life he never had.
Hatin' on women, 'cause they don't give him time,
But truth is, his attitude's the real crime.

Fast food and porn, that's his only thrill,
Livin' in his bubble, can't get his fill.
But behind closed doors, he's just a sad clown,
Lost in his own world, never comin' around.

(Chorus)
Twatsy, Twatsy, what you gonna do?
Stuck in your cell, with your fast food and porn too.
But your lies caught up, now you're payin' the price,
Ain't no escape from your own device.

(Bridge)
So listen up, all you wannabe kings,
Spreadin' hate and lies, ain't no way to win.
Love yourself, respect others too,
Or you'll end up like Twatsy, payin' your due.

(Chorus)
Twatsy, Twatsy, what you gonna do?
Stuck in your cell, with your fast food and porn too.
But your lies caught up, now you're payin' the price,
Ain't no escape from your own device.

(Outro)
So learn from Twatsy, don't follow his path,
Be true to yourself, that's how you'll last.
Leave behind the hate, embrace what's real,
Or you'll end up like Twatsy, stuck in your own wheel.

RossOwesDay said...

Here's an interesting thought: Imagine if those D-12 guys found out about Twatsy's man-crush on Kyle Rittenhouse. Twatsy would not have left that room alive.

CC said...

Bankrupt, bankrupt, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when CC comes for you?

Del Esau said...

Booze and meth
Booze and crack
All the bitches say I'm wack
Struttin' around in my Oilers hat
Ya can't catch me
cause I'm too fat...
Fat?
I meant fast.
Re-do.
Take 95