Saturday, May 22, 2010

... and that's where I stopped reading.


Blogging Tory Victor Wong does bad things to people with a mouthful of morning coffee:

So the Prime Minister likes to hang out with Bryan Adams, Taylor Swift, Yo-Yo Ma, Nickelback, and so on. He plays piano and privately jams with his son, a decent exercise in family bonding. What’s more, he doesn’t seem to make a big deal out of it ...

Quite so, Victor, quite so.



Punchline entirely superfluous.

12 comments:

CC said...

On a regular basis, I am reminded of why I think Christians are assholes.

Ferdzy said...

So whaddya think?

Taking the drugs he shouldn't be taking; or not taking the drugs he should be taking?

double nickel said...

DM demonstrates what happens when one goes off their meds.

DM said...

we're tired of all your BS...

Zombie Jesus said...

Of course you are DM. It must be terribly confusing when your invisible sky buddy never smites us like you demand. So now you are reduced to making threats of violence, not very Christian of you. But then again I doubt if you are really able to comprehend the message in the bible.

It must really upset your tiny little mind that people who don't believe exactly as you do can lead happy, successful, and ultimately far more moral lives then you are capable when it takes all your self control and belief in god to stop yourself from having gay sex or murdering anyone who slights you.

Tell you what, I will continue to ignore your pathetic attempts to push your belief via force and stealth (you do realize lying, even if it is for Jesus is wrong right?) and will continue to work for a more just society for all, including people like you, and you continue to be a pathetic weaselly little scumbag who gets upset that people dare to mock or ignore your sad little belief system.

JJ said...

DM - The Bat Cave called, it wants its shit back.

Lindsay Stewart said...

Kitten is upset! Poor DiM has a few problems. And exercises them in a hissy huff. Once upon a time this creature would be paid in liquor to travel with the carnival and bite the heads off chickens, fenced into a pit.

Poor stupid thing.

DM said...

you fucked with the WRONG PEOPLE...


so we send our LITTLE MONSTER AFTER YOU!

KEvron said...

"EVERYTHING YOU SAY I WILL DOUBLE ON YOU"


do you realize that a 4 corner square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full circle? FOUR CORNER DAYS ARE ABSOLUTE!

KEvron

CC said...

Dear DM:

I believe "Zombie Jesus" described your perpetual frustration perfectly. It must be maddening to know of all these people who disagree with you and think you're a blithering idiot, and for you to pray fervently night after night to your imaginary sky monster to strike us down in a fit of fury and vengeance for our heresy and blasphemy, and for absolutely nothing to happen. Ever.

In fact, it must just grate on you that the only reason you get to do something as harmless and innocuous as leaving asinine and incomprehensibly stupid comments here is through my good grace in allowing it to happen. That must just be eating you up inside.

Happy ulcers.

Lindsay Stewart said...

depeche mode sucks. nostradamus was a hoax. einstein was at best agnostic. jesus is a myth. god is a lie. dm is a fruitbasket.

i triple on you.

hah!

triple beats double. i win.

Metro said...

KEvron for the win!
Timecube!

DM for a nice shot of thorazine and an I-love-me jacket.