Monday, September 17, 2007

Even assassination can be made more time-efficient.


Blogging Tory Brian Lemon wants to make sure you understand who the real savages are here:

Lemon: The Religion of Peace

What a lovely Generous Act in Honour of Ramadan

"We are calling for the assassination of cartoonist Lars Vilks who dared insult our prophet ... and we announce a reward during this generous month of Ramadan," al Baghdadi said, according to transcripts of Islamic websites. The bounty of $100,000 would be upped to $150,000 if Vilks was ``slaughtered like a lamb," the al-Qaida leader said.

But Brian fails to point out that, while those Muslims may be bloodthirsty barbarians, they're not particularly well-organized. If they're going to call for the occasional fatwa, it would make more sense to not do this one victim at a time, but to collect all that information, with accompanying detail, then put it all up on a web page, with a running tally of who's been conveniently offed. You know ... like this.

See? Now isn't that a real time saver?

1 comment:

E in MD said...

Bad to kill a clump of cells.


Perfectly ok to detonate a propane tank wrapped in nails in front of a womens clinic.

I really do weep for my nation.