Scott McClellan and alcohol -- the only combination that makes him bearable.

Introducing the new Scottie McClellan drinking game. One shot every time President Chimpy is "looking forward" to something. Another shot every time he's "reaching out" to someone.

And if Scottie disagrees with someone's characterization, two shots and you get to club the nearest freeper into unconsciousness with your beer bottle. Kind of a win-win situation all around.