Friday, February 16, 2018

Suddenly, donors should start asking about that "app."

Once upon a time, Rebel Media whined about political repression and bailing out of YouTube:

A great deal of money was raised:

but no app was forthcoming as YouTube seemed content to continue to carry Rebel Media monetized videos.

Suddenly, today, we read the following from one Ezra Levant:

This would seem to be precisely the trigger Ezra described that would get Rebel Media off of YouTube and onto his shiny new "app", which begs the question ... where is the promised app?

If I was an early donor, I might be wondering where my money went. But that's just me.

... and suddenly, the whole bogus "Hijab Hoax" movement makes sense.

For a while, I wondered what the driving force was behind the recent, ludicrous "Hijab Hoax" movement; particularly, the relentless insistence that it was being pushed by "the Asian community" or "Chinese Canadians" or some similar demographically-inspired descriptor.

There's little doubt who's behind it when you follow the URL to find:

Pretty much every reference to the "Hijab Hoax" movement and its associated public rallies insists that it's a product, not of a small group of malcontents, but the Asian/Chinese community at large, as demonstrated by the ad for the upcoming Ottawa rally here:

Why, I mused, would the mouth-breathers at Rebel Media be pandering so shamelessly to the Asian-Canadian community, a demographic they have never given a crap about before?

And then the other shoe dropped:

And there it is ... the utterly bogus "Hijab Hoax" movement is nothing more than a shameless attempt to instill outrage at Justin Trudeau in Chinese-Canadians. And given that ex-Rebel Media hack Hamish Marshall is now running the CPC, should anyone be surprised that Rebel Media is so suddenly concerned about the opinions of Chinese-Canadians, and doing whatever it can to stoke the fires against the federal Liberals, given the value of their collective votes in 2019?

And, yes, you read it here first.

Sure, let's talk about the state of journalism these days.

Rebel Media's Ezra Levant throws down about the terrible state of Canadian journalism:

Sure, let's go there, Ezra:

I think we're done here.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Setting international relations back 50 years ...

This should be diplomatically unsettling:

One can only hope ex-Rebeler Gavin can make it:

Gavin's always good for shits and giggles.

P.S. One wonders what Mideast-related expertise is being brought to the table by avowed trailer park arm candy and oil patch screech harpy Sheila "sand box savages" Gunn Reid:

I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before Canadian Foreign Affairs has to step in and politely request her release from some dingy Israeli prison. Or they'll offer to leave her there, either way works just fine.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018


Rebel Media's Ezra Levant is creaming his Preston Manning underoos over the totally total awesomeness of Donald Trump's tax cuts, resulting in bonuses and raises for everybody, whoo hoo!

Oh, wait ...

and this:

and this:

See, that's the problem when someone tells you only half the story. But with Rebel Media, you should be used to that by now.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018


Rebel Media's Ezra Levant is livid over sleazy, opportunistic grandstanding and self-promotion related to someone else's personal tragedy:

Sure, let's go there ...

I need more of a challenge in this job.

P.S. As I have pointed out on a number of occasions, Ezra (and others at Rebel Media) have an indescribably sloppy and disingenuous habit of quoting themselves in their headlines. The phrase "turns verdict into a campaign ad" allegedly describing Trudeau occurs absolutely nowhere else in the media other than in Ezra Levant's vacuous musings ... Ezra is not quoting anyone else in that quote, he is simply repeating his own words from his own article.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Ya dance with the deplorables that brung ya.

Oh, my ... look who just coughed up several grand to pander to all of the racists, bigots, neo-Nazis and white supremacists on Rebel Media's mailing list:

I will give Doug Ford credit -- at least he understands his demographic.

P.S. I'm guessing Doug understands precisely the type of people he's courting here:

Good luck with that, Doug.

The joy of nicknames.

Unless we all start to refer to Rebel Media's David Menzies as "The Menses" ...

... we are squandering a golden opportunity.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

I have no words.

Seriously, none.

I know ... let's ask Gavin McInnes:

OK, that was probably cruel.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

In case you were still wondering ...

... this is what white privilege looks like:

I'm glad we had this little chat.

All the news that's fit to ignore.

It's kind of the story these days:

and when it comes to domestic violence, Rebel Media is happy to let you know when Syrians do it:

or Muslims do it:

or refugees do it:

or high-level Trump aides do it, oh, wait ...

I guess everyone there is busy covering the real story ... you know ...

Rebel Media: We distort, you deride.

Friday, February 09, 2018

Ah, irony.

Yammering blowhard Jonathan Kay keeps using that phrase "productive" ...

I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Thursday, February 08, 2018

The "fired five."

This is so awesome:

All of your douchalicious twatwaffleitude in a single photo.

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Kneel before Dog!

Once upon a time, I suggested that Rebel Media's Canadian arm had been reduced to just three yammering blowhards and twatwaffles:
  • "Libel Commander" Ezra Levant
  • "Mission Specialist" David ("The Menzoid") Menzies
  • Trailer Trash Arm Candy Sheila ("sand box savages") Gunn Reid
My analysis seems to be panning out, as Ezra's latest guest was, in fact, well ...

I'm getting pretty good at this.

P.S. Now that Ezra Lugenpants has been forced to unload Casa Levant, I have this weird fantasy of Ezra frantically setting up a green screen studio in a sleazebag motel, along the line of Schitt's Creek.

I'm sure I'm overthinking this.

Regarding Justin Trudeau and "peoplekind" ...

... would y'all please shut the hell up?

Thank you for your prompt attention to shutting the hell up.

Well played, Chapters. Well played.

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Next legal domino to fall on March 16.

Confirmation that the Divisional Court in Toronto will hear our Motion for Leave to Appeal the monumentally incoherent "fresh evidence" ruling that went against me in my ongoing legalistic pillow fight with one Ezra Levant:

Regular readers of my late, lamented Twitter account might recall my s. 137.1 anti-SLAPP motion against the "Rebel Commander", wherein after hearings were held but before the ruling was released, I and my coruscating lawyer hurriedly filed a motion to adduce fresh evidence; to wit, an excerpt from an audiotape that popped up on YouTube wherein Ezra is heard suggesting that his original defamation action against me was simply for the purpose of inconveniencing me:

While we were prepared for a number of objections to this fresh evidence, it never occurred to us that, even without my name being mentioned, it would be ridiculous to not conclude that Ezra was talking about me. After all, it's not as if there was a truckload of people from Ottawa that Ezra had sued for the precise amount of $95,000 for talking about his "crowdfunding."

Imagine, if you will, our shock and dismay when Her Honner, despite all that specificity, still couldn't connect the dots from A to B:

Her Honner's intransigence was particularly puzzling given that Ezra's lawyer, during that motion hearing, clearly and openly admitted that that was Ezra speaking, and that he was indeed specifically referring to me:

One wonders how much more evidence Her Honner would have needed, if a blatant admission in open court was still not sufficient.

I'm feeling moderately confident about this.

P.S. For a motion hearing during which Her Honner was absolutely adamant that there was no evidence that Ezra Levant was referring specifically to me, Ezra's lawyer spent an inordinate amount of time openly admitting that Ezra was referring specifically to me.

In hindsight, perhaps all that smug, sanctimonious candor wasn't such a hot idea.


Media outlet that showcases Trump apologist now whines bitterly about media outlets employing political apologists.

I'm dying here.

Monday, February 05, 2018

Go! Go now! For the love of God, Montresor!

Jesus fucking Christ, it's not too late to save Western civilization! Don't forget to sign the petition.

P.S. Send money.

Good old General Hand Grenade ...

Currently FLACcing the entire CD collection here at CC HQ and, man, running across some classics. Anyone remember this one?

So you're a doctor, that's what you're saying?

Man, someone really wants to keep pimping the doctorate ...

of utter fraud and poseur "Dr." Sebastian Gorka:

And about that doctorate ... well, yeah, it's crap:

If you want to read the savage disemboweling of that crap dissertation, that would be here. Enjoy.

UPPITY DATE: Even as the clowns at Rebel Media continue to fellate the execrable and academically fraudulent Gorka, American conservatives are at least minimally more skeptical and discerning than their mouth-breathing Canadian counterparts.

Sunday, February 04, 2018

It's geek time, setting up CC HQ music server.

Currently ripping about 1200 CDs to FLAC format ... I'll decide how to manage them at some point. This is gonna take a while.

It's deja vu all over again.

Mouthy, obnoxious right-wing yammering douchenozzle forced to sell house after getting ass kicked in defamation court ...

That sounds vaguely familiar, oh, right. Plus ca change and all that.

Run, Dougie, run.

Please, Ontario PC Party, elect Doug Ford as your new leader. Don't make me beg. OK, I'm begging. In the meantime, enjoy.

Saturday, February 03, 2018

Justice is blind ... and sometimes just plain clueless as well.

Waiting for the decision of our leave to appeal the "fresh evidence" ruling in my anti-SLAPP slappfest with one Ezra Levant, wherein Her Honner found that, despite clear references to a $95,000 lawsuit launched against "a guy in Ottawa" for dissing Rebel Media's "crowdfunding", well, you should read it for yourself:

Yeah, if only there had been something direct and concrete tying Ezra's utterances on that audiotape to me specifically ... you know, like maybe his lawyer openly admitting it in court, and me having a transcript of that admission, oh, wait ...

If you have trouble connecting the dots from A to B when someone literally does it for you in open court, maybe being a judge just isn't for you.