Saturday, June 13, 2009

Caps Lock ENGAGED!


The most important book ever written. I am sure this will be right down SUZIE's alley, as the whole 648 pages are written in ALL-CAPS. A bargain for only $135.00. Believers, deeply serious people deserving of respect or hand flapping cuckoos, hard to tell sometimes.

10 comments:

Michael said...

"Customers who bought related items also bought: 'I can has cheezburger?: a LOLCats Colleckshun'".

'nuff said.

Anonymous said...

I appreciate this:
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK

They can't even take responsibility for what they write... I feel like I was ROBBed

Kyle from Amazon has a great review:
I accidently picked this book up in my local erotic book store during my monthly visit. As you may have noticed there's a sexy babe on the cover and so I didn't even read the title. I just added it to my stack and moved on.

When I got home I was sad to find that there are no pictures of my brown-skinned cover girl anywhere inside the book! I flipped through a couple pages to find the entire book is written in capital letters, and to build on the irony of my purchase, the book is actually about not doing sex!

Anonymous said...

Maybe this book would go well with the Guardian Angel and Inflatable Bondage Chair...

http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Yoo-SJH-203A-Guardian-Angel/dp/B000Q2ULMY/ref=pd_sbs_sg_1

and

http://www.amazon.com/INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR/dp/B00069EJ70/ref=pd_sbs_sg_2

psa said...

my war on christmas shopping is pretty much done for next year!

jj said...

Some of the "tags customers associate with this product":
- crazy
- wtf
- caplocks are evil
- allcaps
- fap fap fap

LOL

fern hill said...

I do not understand. New price: $90. Used price: $152. Regular retail price: $135. Why is 'used' more? What are they using it for? I do not want to understand this.

psa said...

there's no understanding this. i took a look inside the book and the thing is really scribed in all caps with crazy, random punctuation and a host of, um, unique spellings. if i could justify the expense, i'm almost tempted to order a copy out of sheer perversity.

Ti-Guy said...

The reviews are hilarious.

wv: redishises

...and putaters?

KEvron said...

there isn't a link on that page that doesn't lead to even more comedy gold. read the reviews for the THREE WOLF MOON shirt.

fuck, but i love all internet traditions!

KEvron

Cameron Campbell said...

But are you aware of them?