Saturday, June 13, 2009

Caps Lock ENGAGED!


The most important book ever written. I am sure this will be right down SUZIE's alley, as the whole 648 pages are written in ALL-CAPS. A bargain for only $135.00. Believers, deeply serious people deserving of respect or hand flapping cuckoos, hard to tell sometimes.

10 comments:

Michael said...

"Customers who bought related items also bought: 'I can has cheezburger?: a LOLCats Colleckshun'".

'nuff said.

Cherniak_WTF said...

I appreciate this:
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK

They can't even take responsibility for what they write... I feel like I was ROBBed

Kyle from Amazon has a great review:
I accidently picked this book up in my local erotic book store during my monthly visit. As you may have noticed there's a sexy babe on the cover and so I didn't even read the title. I just added it to my stack and moved on.

When I got home I was sad to find that there are no pictures of my brown-skinned cover girl anywhere inside the book! I flipped through a couple pages to find the entire book is written in capital letters, and to build on the irony of my purchase, the book is actually about not doing sex!

Cherniak_WTF said...

Maybe this book would go well with the Guardian Angel and Inflatable Bondage Chair...

http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Yoo-SJH-203A-Guardian-Angel/dp/B000Q2ULMY/ref=pd_sbs_sg_1

and

http://www.amazon.com/INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR/dp/B00069EJ70/ref=pd_sbs_sg_2

psa said...

my war on christmas shopping is pretty much done for next year!

jj said...

Some of the "tags customers associate with this product":
- crazy
- wtf
- caplocks are evil
- allcaps
- fap fap fap

LOL

fern hill said...

I do not understand. New price: $90. Used price: $152. Regular retail price: $135. Why is 'used' more? What are they using it for? I do not want to understand this.

psa said...

there's no understanding this. i took a look inside the book and the thing is really scribed in all caps with crazy, random punctuation and a host of, um, unique spellings. if i could justify the expense, i'm almost tempted to order a copy out of sheer perversity.

Ti-Guy said...

The reviews are hilarious.

wv: redishises

...and putaters?

KEvron said...

there isn't a link on that page that doesn't lead to even more comedy gold. read the reviews for the THREE WOLF MOON shirt.

fuck, but i love all internet traditions!

KEvron

Cameron Campbell said...

But are you aware of them?