Sunday, March 08, 2009

Dear Texas:


You are so fucked.

11 comments:

psa said...

49th parallel. zpmbie wall, stat.

psa said...

zpmbie? pwn3d!

Sheena said...

I've always wondered how the bible literalists explain where oil came from.

LuLu said...

God made oil.

And the duck-billed platypus because, according to the average IDiot, it's just too, too silly to have been some random act of evolution.

sooey said...

God? Who the hell is God?

psa said...

"God? Who the hell is God?"

james earl jones. except white.

Sheena said...

I thought it was George Burns.

Mike said...

Its both, thus proving the Hindus are right...

toujoursdan said...

Hey. Once Chuck Norris becomes President of Texas all will be well.

World Nut Daily: I may run for President of Texas

Then all the wingnuts will find their true home and build a light unto all nations.

(Did I say that with a straight face?)

liberal supporter said...

How many thermonuclear weapons with delivery missiles does Texas get should they secede?

I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.

JABbering Stooge said...

As one of the few rational Texans, can I have asylum if this crap passes?

I suppose with Chuck in charge, they won't need the missiles, he'll just throw the warheads.

Actually, LS, I've heard that Chuck's roundhouse kick is better than even the Tsar Bomba.