Saturday, September 16, 2006

Because I just feel like being cruel this morning.

How can you not do something with a line like this?

With a growing majority of Americans opposed to the war in Iraq, even ardent hawks refusing to enlist in droves, and the Pentagon pulling out ever more stops and sinking to new lows in recruitment and retention, a new all-volunteer generation of UUUU's may emerge -- the underachieving, unable, unexceptional, unintelligent, unsound, unhinged, unacceptable, unhealthy, undesirable, unloved, uncivil, and even un-American, all led by the unqualified, doing the unnecessary for the ungrateful.

Oh, man, have I got just the fertile recruiting ground for you. "Platoon, by the left ... no, no, Jesus Christ, the other left, for fuck's sake!"


Zorpheous said...

CC, they will never march by the left and you know it. They will have to change to the right step first because they'll think it is some sort of liberal MSM plot to get inside their pointy little heads ;-)

The Seer said...

BloggingTories is a TreasureTrove!

From your link to the fertile [military] recruiting ground of BloggingTories I learned that "the Supreme Court of Moonbatttery okayed sex in 'swingers clubs' because they were private."

And it's true! See R. v. Labaye, Neutral citation: 2005 SCC 80,

This is SO far ahead of the U. S. Supreme Court. I don't know how but I'm sure the Grit Ray had something to do with this.

A word of consolation: You have your own Iraq; you followed the British into Afghanistan. Your BloggingTories don't have to go south to display co-jones. (I think co-jones is a Mexican phrase that means something like co-dependent.) (But what do I know.) Maybe you Moonbatterers can open a swingers' club in Kabul.