Sunday, February 26, 2006

GOP corruption! Get your program here!

How do you expect to keep up with Republican corruption without a program? Thank God none of it involved a blowjob. That would have been awful.


Miss Cellania said...

War, torture, global domination, marketplace manipulation, mismanagement, fraud, NONE can compare to the SCANDAL of a BJ!

CuriosityKilledTheCat said...

We all have heard of Organized Crime, but Mr Cunningham took that to a whole new level during his stint as BribeMeister of Congress.

He actually had a Menu which showed ala carte prices for different kinds of bribes!

You gotta love such effrontery.

Combined, of course, with such incredible stupidity. Do these people really think that they are entitled to go to Washington to pillage and plunder? That they are above the law?

Brian Ross of ABC News reported on February 27, 2006:
“The sentencing memorandum includes the California Republican's "bribery menu" on one of his congressional note cards, "starkly framed" under the seal of the United States Congress. The card shows an escalating scale for bribes, starting at $140,000 and a luxury yacht for a $16 million Defense Department contract. Each additional $1 million in contract value required a $50,000 bribe. The rate dropped to $25,000 per additional million once the contract went above $20 million.”
Can’t wait for more Entitled Politicians to get their dues!