Gay kids and shitty parents
In my own personal hommage to the rude pundit, the next time some homophobic parent with a gay kid (hello, Dick and Lynne) suggests that gays are made, not born, and that being gay represents some kind of Godless "lifestyle choice", unless you respond with, "Choice? CHOICE? You think it's a choice, then, do you? In that case, if your kid was born straight, what kind of horrible, evil, hideous, fucked-up parents were you to have driven your kid into homosexuality?", then your response will have been worthless.
The Canadian Cynic. Riding that fine line between clever hommage and tacky plagiarism.