So ... how's that fellatiotastic hero worship working out for you? Oh, dear ...

Here's right-wing loonbat Cassandra Fairbanks, finally appreciating how she's been utterly conned for the last four years:

In other words, yes, these people really do think as slowly as you'd heard.

AFTERSNARK: Fairbanks' crushing disenchantment is just epic.

DOUBLE AFTERSNARK: The regrets are piling up ...

"And if you trust my political advice ...

 ... I have a retirement fund you might be interested in."

JUXTAPOSE!

Alberta: "It's critically important that we secede from Canada so no one can tell us how to run our affairs."

Also Alberta: "It's critically important that, with respect to Keystone XL, we insist on telling the Americans how to run their affairs."

JUXTAPOSE!

Canadian Trumpists -- who for four years gleefully lectured us on how elections have consequences -- stunned to discover that elections have consequences.

The sleaze ... it burns.

One of these two is a pandering, unethical, unprincipled, hypocritical whore ... the other is Maria Bartiromo.

This is the level of intellectual disease we're dealing with.

Crass, naked opportunist and 2024 GOP Presidential hopeful Nikki Haley goes after the Biden agenda:

Yes, by all means, let's all be horrified by the idea of an administration that tries to implement sane policies for affordable health care, deal with the crisis of climate change and attack the problem of a crumbling national infrastructure.

Those bastards!

Apparently, they're all just snowflakes.

Hilariously, Jacob Anthony ("QAnon Shaman") Chansley, far from being the blustering, ass-kicking blowhard one sees on social media:

 

 

is a pathetic 30-something snowflake who still lives at home and insists he should not be held accountable for anything he did.

Man, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that story before? Oh, right ...

Erin O'Toole is not Canada's Donald Trump ...

... he's more like Canada's Kellyanne Conway. Or possibly Kayleigh McEnany.

MAGA: "Make Anarchists Get Attorneys"

That is all.

P.S. I just made that up, and I can prove it.

JUXTAPOSE!

Conservatives: "Who cares if inmates are treated harshly and are forced to endure inhumane conditions for the most insignificant of offenses? If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

Also conservatives: "I absolutely don't belong in prison!"

 

Still funny as hell.

 

JUXTAPOSE!

Die-hard members of the party of "personal responsibility" and "accountability" insist they should not be held personally responsible or accountable for their actions.

Rebel News: Your number-one source of information about Rebel News.

Completely overlooked in the current elementary school playground slapfight between Erin O'Toole and Ezra Levant:

is the underlying pattern one sees when dealing with Ezra and Rebel News -- the inevitability that every story coming out of Rebel News is about ... Rebel News. It never fails. Ever.

Only Ezra could take an innocuous story about "interviewing" Erin O'Toole (which, by the way, he did not), and morph it into a massive clusterfuck of publicity wherein it's now all about Rebel News, to the point where Ezra is running his 3,649th petition solely for the purpose of data mining more rubes and yokels for his mailing list:

It has always been thus -- the fundamental purpose of Ezra Levant and Rebel News is not to publish news; rather, it is to talk endlessly and tediously about (you guessed it) Ezra Levant and Rebel News.

• Witness: Rebel News "Alberta Bureau Chief" Sheila Gunn Reid covers a rally; for the next several months, the only story is about how someone told her to fuck off, and the subsequent court case. A petition follows.
• Witness: In-house brownshirt Keean Bexte tries to cover a Justin Trudeau presser; for the next several months, the only story is about how he was denied entry. A petition follows.
• Witness: David Menzies tries to interview Peter MacKay; for the next several months, the only story is how he was ungraciously shown the door, and arrested when he made an total ass of himself. A petition follows.

It never changes. Ever. Rebel News has nothing to do with publishing news, and everything to do with relentless, shameless self-promotion, monetizing and grift, 24/7/365. As if you needed me to explain that.

The stupid ... it burns.

Dude ... Erin O'Toole is one of the Trumpists in his party. Jesus ...

P.S. I look forward to Canada's whingers screaming hysterically about how Andrew MacDougall wants to throw people out windows to their deaths.

Holy crap, this could get interesting.

Apparently, the defense du jour is, "I was invited in by the President."

 

I can't imagine the weirdness of issuing a pardon with the rationale of, "I'm pardoning that guy for doing what I told him to."

JUXTAPOSE!

Fox News: "Don't smear Trump supporters simply for the genocidal rage of tens of thousands of Trumpists who, among other things, murdered a police officer!"

Also Fox News: "Clearly, the entire Left is completely and utterly evil based on this one guy."

JUXTAPOSE!

Republicans: "It's critically important that we continue to press for life in prison for Hillary Clinton for running a private e-mail server four years ago!"

Also Republicans: "Geez, this Trump U.S. Capitol thing is so last week, just let it go already."

Rebel News misrepresents "left-wing activist" John Sullivan in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Apparently, recently-arrested U.S. Capitol rioter John Sullivan is being described as a left-wing, BLM- and Antifa-associated activist; perhaps one should first read this piece by Max Blumenthal before taking any of that nonsense seriously.

So now we wait to see how little time it takes for the dishonest hacks at Rebel News to start spreading this idiocy.

Let's watch.

P.S. Note well that, as far back as November, people knew what Sullivan was all about, so let's not get suckered by sudden historical revisionism.

That's fair. Cruel, but fair.

Just gonna leave this here.