Monday, May 19, 2025

Chronicles of Twatrick: Another month, another several hundred dollars.

Nothing really new to report regarding the ongoing and tedious saga of Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt, incel and financial fugitive Patrick "Stud Muffin" Ross, as he continues to avoid accountability by staying as far away from his home base of Lloydminster as possible, knowing that his debt to me is approaching something like $130,000, and growing by several hundred dollars a month given a judge's ruling from a few years back that told him how much he owed and cranked up the accruing interest rate to a whopping five per cent per annum:

 

 

I don't spend a whole lot of time obsessing over Patrick; it's not worth the trouble continuing to chase him given how hard he works at being unfindable, but I occasionally ponder how Patrick thinks this is going to play out in the long run, as the years go by and he approaches 50 years of age, where some folks start considering retirement while Patrick (if nothing changes) will still be technically homeless, bankrupt and unable to do the things normal human beings take for granted, like being able to buy a house or rent an apartment or purchase a car on credit.

It's not clear what Patrick sees as the end game here, as I have a confidential informant who resides in the Lloyd and graciously keeps me updated on any new developments at Casa Ross (the residence of Patrick's late father, Ken), watching for things like new tenants, perhaps Patrick moving back in, or a "For Sale" sign going up, given that if that property goes on the market, I will be right there filing whatever it takes to tie up the sale depending on whether Patrick would be getting a share of the proceeds.

In any event, I've regaled you all with stories of how, so many times over the years, Patrick had numerous chances to extricate himself from all of this and get his life back, and all at reasonable cost, and how he chose to arrogantly piss away all those chances because he was convinced he was the smartest d00d on the Intertoobz, which is how he finds himself where he is now -- bankrupt, homeless and on the run, where the cultural highlights of his life is taking a picture of his latest hamburger in an airport restaurant.

As always, if anyone out there has information on what Patrick is up to these days, drop me a note and I'll see if my lawyer can make use of it. I am also interested in the rumours that others are also suing Patrick for one reason or another, so you can let me know that as well.

Until next time.

P.S. To no one's surprise, Patrick has done nothing with his meritless and ridiculous defamation lawsuit against me, even though rumour has it he is still bragging publicly about how he is "winning" it. Patrick is well aware of where I can be personally served and, as he is the plaintiff, it is his responsibility to push that action along. When I finally take the time to have it dismissed as abandoned, I can assure you the Court is going to want to know why Patrick so obnoxiously gloated about that lawsuit while doing nothing to proceed with it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

For those of us who live in the vicinity of the Lloyd, can you post the address of "Casa Ross", so that we can do an occasional drive-by and drop you a note of anything we notice there? I think that would be fun.

CC said...

Anon @ 11:12 AM: If you're truly in the area of Lloydminster and are seriously offering to check out Casa Ross for me, that's great, but I won't post the address publicly. Drop me an email at canadiancynic@yahoo.ca and I'll tell you what it is, but I'm not splashing it all over the Intertoobz.

Anonymous said...

He no doubt figures that he has “gotten away with it for this long …”. At this point, he’s basically turned himself into a scofflaw that will continue to hide for the foreseeable future while sniping at people on fElon’s nazi bar and disinformation cafe.

CC said...

Anon @ 9:35 AM: In one sense, you are correct in that, given that he's paid very little of his debt to me, and that he's difficult to track down and collect from, he has technically "gotten away with it." But I was warned a long time ago that it is possible for bankrupts to continue to evade accountability if they're prepared to live "off the grid"; that is, they have to be careful about what jobs they take, they have no credit so they can't make any large purchases on credit, they will never own a house, they can never start their own company, it's highly unlikely they'll ever start a family and so on and so on.

So as long as Patrick is happy having no actual life of any kind, he can probably keep running and hiding. But as he's closing in on 50 years of age, one wonders how long he'll be happy being the financial fugitive and scofflaw that he is, with no chance of ever enjoying a normal life where he's not perpetually looking over his shoulder wondering whether I'm getting closer.

For now, Patrick seems happy to be a total non-entity. Good for him. Let's see if he can keep that up year after year.