Chronicles of Twatrick: Happy interestversary!

It is now a full 39 months since a Saskatchewan judge lowered the boom on undischarged bankrupt and financial fugitive Patrick "Hellllooo, ladies" Ross, telling him what he owed me and cranking up the accruing interest to a whopping five per cent:

It's not clear what Patrick is up to these days, apart from living off the grid and dodging the various parties that would love to have a chat with him.

I'm told that Patrick still brags about how he is "winning" his lawsuit against me -- a curious position given that he has done nothing whatsoever in terms of moving that filing along for over two years now, so you can rest assured I'm not losing any sleep over it and, come the new year, I'll probably move to have it dismissed as abandoned, and ask the court to award me costs.

When I file such a motion, I suspect Patrick will not be thrilled about disputing it, as that would require him to actually present himself before the Court, and I would make sure he would be required to attend in person (as he was told by the Court he should have done last time). Seeing as how I am in Ottawa, and he filed this action in Grande Prairie, Alberta, I have the freedom to attend remotely, but I will see to it that the court tells Patrick he needs to drag his pasty ass down to the courthouse in person, where certain other parties might be waiting for him.

Anyway, another month, another several hundred dollars added to what Patrick owes me. It's almost like he's never going to get out from under this. I suspect he regrets not agreeing to various really reasonable settlement offers I've made over the years.

Regrets ... I'm betting he has a few.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Not taking these rumours seriously anymore.

Recently, an unidentified commenter -- ostensibly trying to be helpful -- left the following comment:

I've heard a process server tracked [undischarged bankrupt Patrick Ross] down in [Grande Prairie] which promptly made him relocate to Lloydminster where he's couch surfing at his brother's place.

Same little birdy informed me he's no longer working at Fluid Pro for the same reason. He was renting a room with two other people from his work in GP and he's bailed on them to avoid service.

He's well aware people are searching for and trying to serve him. Ole triple chin is only certifying everything everyone already knows about him. He's a piece of shit that avoids accountability by living off the grid and never having a bill in his name ever again. Btw, it's hard to come by 8000 calorie meals when you're eventually forced to live in the woods with zero survival skills.

No proof of any of the above was provided and this comment shows some of the same hallmarks of past comments, again from unidentified sources and with no evidence of any kind to back up the claims, which suggests that someone is simply trying to play me and waste my time.

It is entirely possible that the source is Patrick himself, who feeds me such sensational revelations in the hope that I take the bait and subsequently publish something indiscreet and legally actionable. So far, whenever I've reproduced claims like this, I've been very careful to mention that they are just rumours without evidence, so to that extent, I'm safe.

At this point, though, I'm not going to waste any attention on further gossip like the above without some backing proof. If the source is indeed Patrick (and that is just speculation), he's free to continue wasting his time trying to goad me into doing something stupid, but I'm not going to bite.

P.S. Still no action on Patrick's moldering, meritless lawsuit against me; any time he wants to move it along, he knows where I can be served, and he knows he needs to provide a proper and confirmed address for legal service. So ... no, I'm not expecting anything.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Watching those calories, I see.

Apparently, Patrick is trying to eat healthier these days and ... and ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding; he's working on a fifth chin.

Someone should introduce Patrick to the concept of a "vegetable." And no, ketchup doesn't count as a vegetable.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Maybe I'll gloat just a little.

Poor Patrick: While his anemic Twitter account putters along with maybe a few dozen views per tweet, I had a pretty good day yesterday:

OK, gloating over.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Hmmmmmmm ...

Pursuant to my recent query as to where Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and soft-core porn author Patrick "Yo, ladies, I'm available" Ross might be hanging his jockstrap these days, an anonymous tipster proffers the following:

I've heard a process server tracked him down in GP which promptly made him relocate to Lloydminster where he's couch surfing at his brother's place.

Same little birdy informed me he's no longer working at Fluid Pro for the same reason. He was renting a room with two other people from his work in GP and he's bailed on them to avoid service.

He's well aware people are searching for and trying to serve him. Ole triple chin is only certifying everything everyone already knows about him. He's a piece of shit that avoids accountability by living off the grid and never having a bill in his name ever again. Btw, it's hard to come by 8000 calorie meals when you're eventually forced to live in the woods with zero survival skills.

Again, this is an anonymous tip so take it for what it's worth. I knew Patrick has a brother, but I thought he lived elsewhere, not in The Lloyd. Also, if that part is true, it means he's not currently crashing at Casa Ross, which would suggest it really is on the market, or that perhaps one of Patrick's sisters has moved in. Either way, if all of this is accurate, it does mean (as I speculated) that Patrick has no permanent residence at the moment, which is going to make it a bit difficult for him to proceed with any sort of legal action against anyone if he can't provide a proper address for legal service.

Also, it's worth noting that, if Patrick really is back in the Lloyd, he might be working there and, if that's the case, my collection order against him is enforceable throughout Saskatchewan, so if anyone happens to learn that Patrick has any kind of employment with a Saskatchewan employer, by all means, drop me a note and I will assuredly pass it on to he the Saskatchewan constabulary who will gleefully drop a garnishment order on said employer.

Patrick really should have paid me the paltry $10,000 when he had the opportunity. Sadly, that day is long gone.

P.S. I should point out that if party or parties are actively trying to serve Patrick with legal documents, that doesn't include me as I refuse to waste any time or money trying to serve Patrick without having a proper and verified address for service. That would mean someone else is sufficiently pissed with Patrick to want to see him in court. He's really making himself popular these days, isn't he?

Chronicles of Twatrick: Living well, I see.

For a trusteeless, undischarged and massively indebted bankrupt ($120K+ owed to me and climbing) currently on the run from an indeterminate number of pursuers, process servers, government agencies and sheriffs, Lloydminster's Patrick "Smash That Thing In My Really Stupid Face" Ross seems to be living quite well, blowing through whatever inheritance he thinks he's going to hang onto after the courts (and me) eventually catch up with him.

In any event, my confidential informants are doing a bang-up job keeping me current on Patrick's ongoing cultural travels and culinary abominations. As it were.

P.S. Remember, ladies ... he's single. One line. No pushing.

P.P.S. It just occurred to me that, despite Patrick's constant photos of concerts, rodeos, fights and greaseburgers, he has not to my knowledge posted a single pic recently that suggests he has an actual home; there is no visual evidence of Patrick ever preparing a home-cooked meal, for example.

Perhaps that's just Patrick being cautious about not giving away where he lives. Or it could be that he actually has no real home and spends all of his time on the road, either working or stuffing his face with 8,000 calories a day at whatever diner he runs across.

It would be sad if he didn't so thoroughly deserve it.

Chronicles of Twatrick: Where is he living these days?

One of my confidential informants refers me to this recent tweet of Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat Bad Ass D00d" Ross, which makes it sound like he is an official resident of Saskatchewan, even though it is decidedly unclear where he actually lives:

As always, anyone with current information on the whereabouts of Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and village idiot is invited to drop me a note as the Saskatchewan sheriffs are still interested in what he's up to these days and where he might be found.