Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Deranged wingnut open thread!


I am up to my nads in geekery today, so what's on your mind? And the fact that I'm asking and giving you a venue to answer doesn't actually mean I care. It's just something I do to be polite.

14 comments:

Sparky said...

Straight out of 'Sports Night'
Nice :)
Heat 'em up, Danny!

Michael Harkov said...

The garbage strike in the Big Smoke. Windsor has had their strike for a good while. What will Toronto look like with the same time frame? In 30C weather no less.

The Artful Nudger said...

Wasn't there a garbage strike in T.O. right around the time John Paul II showed up for a visit? I seem to recall the streets being mildly clogged with garbage around then.

Myself, I'm enjoying some of the CBC articles where they roundly spank the Conservatives for being economic idiots.

Southern Quebec said...

It's la Fete Nationale here in Quebec. Time to parteee...

mystereeoso said...

begging for free coffes and doughnuts

mystereeoso said...

free COFFEE and doughnuts

Kelseigh said...

Looks like the Ontario liquor store strike is on hold for now, that's a good sign.

Ti-Guy said...

Wow. I came across a sensible conservative today!

liberal supporter said...

Wow. I came across a sensible conservative today!

Bah, that's nuthin. I found a reasonable BT today!

Frank Frink said...

Yeah, SQ, I wouldn't mind being in Montreal today. Sigh.

Zorpheous said...

Here in Etobicoke we had our garage picked up,... downtown Toronto is starting to smell though,...

LCBO going on strike, could careless, don't drink anymore,... quit smoking too, in fact this Saturday will four month with the evil weed.

mikmik said...
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mikmik said...

wv = deranged wingnut open discussion: a walk down the street any day in Edmonton AB

Sparky said...
Straight out of 'Sports Night'
Nice :)
Heat 'em up, Danny!
He skates up the (right)wing, gathering stupidity, he shoots, he SCORES!!!! Another landslide victory in Alberta!

The Duck Man said...

A teacher has asked her students to come back in the morning with a lesson learned.
When the new days arrives, all the kiddies sit down in class, and the Teacher asked who wanted to be first. Little Tommy held up his hand.
"Last night, I went into our chicken shed and counted all of our eggs! I sw that there was 20 of them, so I figured in the morning there'd be 20 new chicks! But when I woke up, only nine of them had hatched. So I learned; don't count your chickens before they hatch!"
The teacher was pleased. Next, little Jessica held up her hand.
"This morning, I went out to -our- chicken shed, and gathered up all of our eggs! I put them all in one basket and went back into the house, but there were so many,and I ended up spilling lots of them. I learned not to put all your eggs in one basket!"
The teacher was beaming; the kids were doing excellent... then her frown left. Billy was holding up his hand. "Oh no... well... Okay, Little Billy?"
"Last night, I stayed up listening to Uncle Joe tell me a story, about when he was in Vietnam. He told he how he once jumped out of an airplane with a machinegun, a pistol, a knife and a six-pack of beer. He told me he drank all of the beer and shot twenty enemies before he hit thr ground, then he killed thirty more before his machinegun was empty. Then he pulled out his pistol and killed a dozen more before he lost that, then he fought with his knife and killed another ten enemies before he was down to his fists! He said he killed five more barehanded!"
The teacher was horrified. "Goodness Billy! What on EARTH could you possibly have learned from that horrible story?"
Little Billy blinked, "Well, I learned not to fuck with Uncle Joe when he's been drinking."