Sunday, March 29, 2009

... and then there's "Dental Hygiene Month."

Having (out of sheer spite and infantile contrariness) done everything they could to denigrate and neutralize "Earth Hour," Stephen Taylor's Blogging Tories are now looking forward to similarly mocking "Don't Crap Your Pants in Public" Week and "Don't Masturbate in Church" Day.

I'm thinking of proposing "Don't Stick Your Head in a Woodchipper" Month. The potential entertainment value would be massive.


sooey said...

"Masturbate in Church Day" would be meaner.

Oemissions said...

Would this apply to both sexes?
All denominations?