Monday, November 24, 2008

Go fuck off.

Is this really an issue of importance to anyone but the mouthbreathing bible-thumpers?

President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month, a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors.

On the three Sundays since his election, Obama has instead used his free time to get in workouts at a Chicago gym.

That's right, boys and girls -- we’re on the verge of a complete global economic meltdown and people are wondering why the President-elect hasn’t gone to church lately. And you know what comes next, right? Hints and whispers that this proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that Obama really is a ... wait for it ... Mooozzzlim!!!1!!!!1!1!!!11!

You only wish I was kidding.

Shamelessly stolen from the Great Orange Satan.


Kelseigh said...

I read Conservapedia, I know you're not kidding.

Metro said...

Wait--so the religious right is using Clinton as a good example now?

While continuing their circle-jerk love affair with George the Lesser?

Ha! My WV is "bighor"