Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Those who don't keep up with popular culture ...


... are doomed to embarrass themselves missing the reference.

First, poor Alberta Ardvark clearly doesn't understand the reference to the ubiquitous, neo-con-inspired and infinitely extensible six-month "Friedman Unit":

Update: Canadian Cynic has taken me to task for the above post and rightly so. It was very naive of me to expect any liberal to actually mean what they say and stand by their own words. Silly Ardvark.

Then he further goes all Full Metal Drama Queen on us:

Also in the comments at CC , I received my first death threat:

"Speaking as a 'Liberal' ( actually I'm not I just hate morons and hypocrisy ), maybe we should start executing people like Alberta Ardvark so that conservatives will know they can be killed too. Otherwise they might all just turn out to be traitors."

but as CC was alluding to in his post, I do not have to worry about what liberals have to say, as this clown didn't even have the conviction to stand by what he wrote for even 1 minute as he/she/it added the line "Just a little joke.. ha ha."

Ha ha ha, indeed.

clearly not having a freakin' clue that the above was a snarky hommage to neo-con wingnut Ann Coulter, who has made a career of suggesting people should be killed, then waving it off later as just a joke.

Poor Ardvark -- all of us having fun at his expense, and every bit of it sailing clean over his head. That's gotta be frustrating.

AFTERSNARK
: By the way, while Coulter frequently makes "jokes" about killing people she doesn't approve of, it was Rush Limbaugh who said, "I tell people don’t kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus -- living fossils -- so we will never forget what these people stood for."

That, and other juicy examples of right-wing eliminationist thinking, can be found here. So, Ardvark ... put a fucking sock in it, OK? You so don't have the moral ground to be getting your panties in a bunch over this.

UH. MY. GAWD
. Writes AA, in his own comments section:

Now it appears that I am being lambasted because of a lack of knowledge about popular AMERICAN culture, Ann Coulter, and obscure US leftwing blog references.

I never really knew that these were important when discussing Canadian politics, but CC has now shown me the way. America is our neighbor, and our frame of reference for everything.

Thanks CC

You know, there's nothing more frustrating than laying into someone with some Grade A, first-class, primo snark, only to be met with an embarrassing silence, finally to realize that you have to explain it to them.

Can someone find me a better class of wingnut to make fun of?

24 comments:

Jay said...

Wow, how embarrassing for Alberta.

E in MD said...

Damnit.

How am I supposed to amuse myself insulting these rat bastards if they're too fucking stupid to even realize you're insulting them.

*sigh* I guess I gotta dumb it down for them.

"Ug.. you dumb... Ug."

Maybe I should go register as a Republican. Then anything I say will be just peachy with them.

E in MD said...

I love his blog tagline too.

"Everyone has an opinion, but only some are right."

In other words, only the ones I agree with. (And of course of a low enough intellect level that I understand them)

What a twat-waffle.

Sheena said...

Is a twat-waffle anything like a cunt cookie?

fergusrush said...

"Everyone has an opinion, but only some are right."

In other words, only the ones I agree with. (And of course of a low enough intellect level that I understand them)


It's a play on "right wing", e.

Who's the fucking twat-waffle now? Shithead.

Oh yeah, that's an insult, in case you're too fucking stupid to realize it.

CC said...

And if only ferg had snuck in references to "unhinged" and "moonbat," the neo-con-bot smackdown would have been complete.

E in MD said...

Is a twat-waffle anything like a cunt cookie?

By Sheena, at 4:48 PM


Actually it's more like a dicktac but with the skin on the outside. =)

E in MD said...



And if only ferg had snuck in references to "unhinged" and "moonbat," the neo-con-bot smackdown would have been complete.

By CC, at 8:48 PM


Lol. Nah I haven't gotten my official ID card and decoder ring yet.

And Soros still owes me a check, damnit!

E in MD said...

Who's the fucking twat-waffle now? Shithead.

Oh yeah, that's an insult, in case you're too fucking stupid to realize it.

By fergusrush, at 7:02 PM


I had a particularly witty comeback to this but I don't see it in the list and I don't see a {deleted by sitemonitor} notation. Not sure what happened there. I really don't feel like retyping the whole thing since you are not worth the keystrokes so I'll just summarize.

Your momma.

Phyl said...

Yegods, that AA is stupid.

Y'know, it seems to me we wouldn't have to bother looking at the American examples when talking about Canadian politics if Harper's neo-Cons weren't having training sessions with the same American wingnuts who taught the right-wing thugs down there to take over the government and oppress anyone who isn't, you know, THEM.

Sheesh. The moron needs to be informed about a few things.

E in MD said...

The moron needs to be informed about a few things.

By Phyl, at 9:24 AM


I just find it amusing that peeps like fergusrush and ardvark get all offended by the things they read here and then think we actually give a damn that they're offended.

Fuckers have been calling the people center and left every name in the book and even inventing new ones since Bush took office down here ( and I do mean TOOK ) solely because we don't agree with them. Then they wanna whine and cry and get all huffy when we start hitting back?

Fuck 'em. They can all suck Coulter's balls. I'm tired of being polite to these rejects. So if I seem particularly venomous of late that's why.

They are the societal equivalent of genital warts. Annoying when they start itching, aesthetically displeasing and potentially cancerous but usually nothing to worry about.

fergusrush said...

You're not offensive, e, you're just truly, unbelievably, fucking stupid. You make tigger and the mick look like Rhodes scholars, and that is a fucking miracle. Sadly, I don't have the necessary self-restraint to keep from mocking you. It's a weakness I'll just have to live with.

Now off with you, go play your banjo music and get ready for that big date with your cousin.

CC said...

For your (and everyone else's) benefit, ferg, I'm going to leave that comment up there as it demonstrates precisely the type of comment that I'm going to delete without mercy or hesitation in the future, since it is utterly without content, humour or value. It just shows what kind of dick you are.

The next time, I'm not going to be quite so understanding.

E in MD said...

You're not offensive, e,

Aww.. I'll have to try harder then.

you're just truly, unbelievably, fucking stupid.....

You must be right after all we've been unwavering buddies since childhood and you know me so very well. I AM truly unbelievably fucking stupid to expect right wing narcissistic, authoritarian meatheads to have any redeeming social qualities at all.

Now off with you, go play your banjo music and get ready for that big date with your cousin.

Now you've really hurt my feelings. See the tears! I've got the vapors! For your information I was planning a very romantic evening with your mother tonight. I was going to paint her hooves and wash her horns for her and everything! Now you've gone and ruined it!

Sadly, I don't have the necessary self-restraint to keep from mocking you.

Mock me all you want fergie. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I give a rats fucking ass what you or any of your neo-con right wing human cancers think or say. It is such a cute trait in a wanker such as yourself if I may say so.

So go and fly to your right wing blogs and talk a big game. When you've finished your ego masturbation, be sure not to strain your arm patting yourself on the back because you think you've 'won' an internet argument with 'teh big evul Libruls'.

It amuses me that you keep coming back here to comment despite your apparent hatred of this blog, myself, and anyone leftward of Limbaugh. You could be off chattering with the other wingnuts and get some respect and adulation from both of your admirers. But instead your poor self esteem and social skills return you here for me to heap more abuse upon you.

It reveals what a two bit useless pathetic self loathing loser you really are.

E in MD said...

Just for reference, CC. If you want me to ignore this dumb sack of crap let me know. This is your blog after all so i will comply with your wishes. Otherwise he's fair game as far as I'm concerned.

Crabgräss said...

fergie "go play your banjo music..."

fergie must not have watched the Bela Fleck video.

fergusrush said...

"...it demonstrates precisely the type of comment that I'm going to delete without mercy or hesitation in the future,..."

But only if it is made by a conservative? It is strange that similar content written by e in md draws no remark from you.

E in MD said...

But only if it is made by a conservative? It is strange that similar content written by e in md draws no remark from you.

By fergusrush, at 8:18 PM


OMG yes the poor tragically ignored and oppressed conservatives. It's so horrible how the Liberals went to Conservative lands and kicked them out, stole their women and killed their cattle. We should all be ashamed

Dude, you came here and attacked me because you didn't something I said here about another blog. You felt the need to put your nose and your two cents in. I didn't shit to you or do anything to you until you came over here and looking for trouble. I defended myself. So take your persecution complex and go whine to Fox News.

fergusrush said...

It's got fuck all to do with oppression, hillbilly. CC likes to point out inconsistency when it pertains to conservatives, but ignores the plank in his eye. It's actually got fuck all to do with you or what you say: I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about what some guy who can't understand puns or can't count up the number of seconds in a year says about me, that comment was for CC and his selective indignation.

E in MD said...

It's got fuck all to do with oppression, hillbilly.

Exactly what part of your ass did you pull that out of? Oh I forgot, we've been best friends since birth and you know everything about me. I'm from fucking Philadelphia, shit-for-brains. The only way I could be farther from hillbilly would be if I was from New York. Just because I'm IN Md doesn't mean I'm FROM Md.

CC likes to point out inconsistency when it pertains to conservatives,

You're comparing apples and elbows, asshole. I defended myself from an unprovoked attack. Why would CC have a problem with that. YOU came HERE and started throwing insults around like a nine year old bully on the playground. Sorry pal, I didn't put up with that shit when I was a kid and I'm sure as hell not going to put up with it now. So go take your whining about double standards back to your no good shitheel wingnut buddies. I'm sure they'll all agree with you and you can all have huge right wing pity party to celebrate.

I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about what some guy who can't understand puns or can't count up the number of seconds in a year says about me,

Now there's a skill to put on a resume - 'I can count up the number of seconnds in a year'. Oh my god I'll never get hired for that job counting seconds in decades now.

that comment was for CC and his selective indignation.

Well then, before I recuse myself, since CC doesn't need me on defense. Fuck you. Die in a fire.

And before you go back to your buddies and whine about 'death threats' like that other moron. It's not a death threat. It's a request. Go get yourself some gasoline, douse yourself in it, light a match and remove the blight that is your existence from the world. Perhaps then the rest of us can get a little peace without the local retard rolling in slinging his own feces cuz he thinks he's an internet badass.

fergusrush said...

My, my, you are a wordy little hillbilly, ain'tcha?

E in MD said...


fergusrush said...

My, my, you are a wordy little hillbilly, ain'tcha?
9:50 PM


And you're awful dimwitted and repetitive for a worthless piece of shit.

Get bent.

fergusrush said...

See, Bo, it is possible to larn you citygoats a thang or two! Though it did take longer than trainin' my dog!

E in MD said...

See, Bo, it is possible to larn you citygoats a thang or two! Though it did take longer than trainin' my dog!

By fergusrush, at 6:13 PM


Yeah... not only did I learn that you're an self righteous asshole. You're also boring on top of it. Did you work all day on that hillbilly thing?