Not that long ago, we had the Kate McMillan-inspired imbecility ... oh, just go read, you'll get the idea. And, in a disturbingly timely fashion, we have this more recent, seriously creepy incident:
Federal Prosecutor Arrested In Child Sex Sting
But this is not your average toe-tapping in airport bathroom stalls, uh uh:
A U.S. Justice Department official has been arrested on suspicion of traveling to Detroit over the weekend to have sex with a minor.
John David R. Atchison, 53, an assistant U.S. attorney from the northern district of Florida, was arraigned in U.S. District Court in Detroit Monday afternoon.
An undercover officer posed as a mother offering her child to Atchison for sex, according to police.
Prosecutors said Atchison flew from Pensacola, Fla., to Detroit on Sunday intending to have sex with the 5-year-old girl.
Excuse me? A 53-year-old official from the U.S DOJ was travelling from Florida to Detroit to have sex with a 5-year-old!? Does this get any more tasteless? Sadly, yes:
The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, " I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice."
The undercover detective asked how Atchison can be certain of no injury. He responded, "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty," according to detectives.
OK, then, no worries, he knows what he's doing. Yeesh. But read that entire article carefully. Notice what's missing? Why, yes ... the pervert's political affiliation. How odd. Now why would that be? In fact, if you read numerous online news pieces, there is no mention of party affiliation whatsoever. Apparently, you have to do a little digging to claim the following:
The only registered John Dave R Atchison (John David Roy Atchison)registered in Florida is a Republican from Gulf Breeze (Pensacola suburb) born in 1957, which fits the other information.....
Of course, that's still not proof but won't it be amusing to learn that the news coverage of this was sanitized because of Atchison's political affiliation? I'm just sayin'.
Don't you miss the old days when people were outraged by blowjobs from consenting adults? Yeah, those were good times, weren't they?
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