Saturday, June 24, 2006

Well, it was amusing until that illiteracy thing kicked in.


Finding out you have your own Internet stalker: Priceless.

Having to point out their lack of fundamental literacy: Moderately embarrassing.

17 comments:

famousringo said...

I'd like to know what kind of magic mirror that person has. S/he seems to expect to see more than just his/her own image in one.

Hilarious.

Get To The Shrink! said...

So I have large hands and make typos. Nuke me.

I am the mirror. Problems with your yourself?

David said...

So on your computer keyboard the i and the a keys are close together? Or is your hand the size of a basketball?

Procrastinatrix said...

weird. Just plain weird.

But entertaining....carry on!

Shannon said...

Looks like you're in good company, CC.

http://pzmyersexposed.blogspot.com/

eastern front said...

A question, demi-blog-gods: Can the flaccid ramble?

gogglespisano said...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2006-10%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Governements&btnG=Search

Those hands are fucking huge... they must be sucking all the blood from the brains.

gogglespisano said...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=
1&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2006-10%2CGGGL%3
Aen&q=Governements&btnG=Search

Whoops would seem I suffer from a similar affliction.

Get To The Shrink! said...

My brain is the size of the Saddledome. My hands are like Andre the Giants.

The flaccid love to ramble. They take Mouth Viagra.

David said...

Oh geez. Sorry about the acromegaly. Well, you had a good run.

famousringo said...

"The flaccid love to ramble. They take Mouth Viagra."

Gold. Pure gold.

I'm jealous CC. I don't have an evil twin.

Or do I...?

Get To The Shrink! said...

It's not acromegaly, I am an advanced being from another planet having problems working with your crude equipment.

Famousringo, you do have an evil twin, known as Unfamousringo.

I came here to meet my evil twin, CC. To date he's proved a wuss in the evil department I'm dissapointed. If he were only to heal the inner nazi he could releive himself of cowardice and really go for the jugulars of those same-sided comarades he feels superior to.

Last year, nay even six months ago showed better promise for him. He also needs to trim his moustache.

TQM said...

perhaps a year, nay six months ago, he was still hoping for blog fame; but alas such validation eludes him, and so the bitter lashing out is all that is left for CC. Incapable of actiual discourse, he resorts to pedomorphic clamor.

i recall a threat to leave the blogosphere alltogether... when will CC follow through?

Get To The Shrink! said...

Alas, his ego will never allow him. My brain is Saddledome his ego is Disneyland his reality is himself.

dveej said...

Is it the acromegaly, the clumsiness due to large hands, the extraterrestrial origins, or the abject stupidity that prevents shrink boy from using punctuation?

Get To The Shrink! said...

dvee.,;: Guess again

dveej said...

OK, Jinx:

I guess that it'sa narcisstic need for self-aggrandizement coupled with a need for complete control over what the person you're insulting says. You hide this from yourself under the guise of telling yourself that it's all for a good cause, that of bringin' folks to Jesus. But your unwillingness to accept responsibility for the lies and hatefulness you spew, and your childlike refusal to accept comments on your own blogs, place you squarely in the camp of the Pharisees and the hypocrites your book derides.

“This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me (Matt 15:8).”