Monday, October 31, 2005

Why the hell not? Weasel Boy embarrasses his species yet again.

Priceless. Just priceless. With everything else going down these days, Jinx gets all excited over an alleged story about a nine-year-old Bill Clinton. See? It really is all Bill Clinton's fault, even after all this time.

It's even funnier that the article Jinx links to for corroboration has already been pulled. Somehow, the phrase "pathetic loser" doesn't quite seem to do him justice.

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP: There's some entertainment value to the fact that Weasel Boy has a link to a non-existent page, which suggests that the right-wing "NewsBusters" blog (Apparent motto: "Down the memory hole") did in fact have such an article and, presumably, realized they were being total idiots and, rather than apologize, simply quietly deleted the page, leaving unfortunate dumbfucks like Jinx hanging high and dry with broken links and egg on their faces.

At least, it sure looks that way, doesn't it? Poor Jinx. It really has to be painful being that gullible.

EVEN MORE "DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE": This gets more entertaining by the hour, and represents a delightful lesson in how not to try to recover from making an ass of yourself.

If you have the stomach for it, re-visit that blog page of America's Dumbest Wanker™, in which he actually 'fesses up to the fact that his earlier link has now disappeared. No, don't give him any credit for it -- it's not like he had a choice since even a three-year-old would been able to click on the link and see that it went to a non-existent page.

But hang on -- where was that link, anyway? Why, it's been quietly removed from WB's page. It used to be there under the opening sentence, "Simply unbelievable. Literally!". But the link is gone now, with no record where it was or what it pointed to.

So let me help -- it originally pointed here, to what is now a missing page, something Jinx apparently couldn't wait to erase the record of. But that's not the best part.

Even after having been exposed for the gullible buffoon that he is, Jinx still tries to bluff his way out of it, writing, "The NewsBusters page is gone. I have no idea why." Here's a suggestion, Jinx, you dimwit -- why don't you email them and ask them? Since they just finished making a complete fool out of you, don't you think they owe you an explanation?

And when you get an answer from them, by all means, let us know. We'd love to hear it.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT GOOGLE? And its ability to cache pages? Like, say, this one? Since Weasel Boy seems unwilling to show you what you're missing, I guess that job falls to me.

And note how that cached page from NewsBusters credits and links to a page from the wankers at Free Republic, a page that has also, hysterically, been pulled without explanation!

So, Jinx, if you check that cached page, you can see the original author down there at the bottom: Why don't you drop him a note and ask him what the fuck is going on here? I mean, come on, I'm not going to do all your work for you.

1 comment:

Shannon said...

Jinx enjoys bringing up either things gone by or 'things rumored to have gone by but not confirmed'. He desperately needs to validate his point that republican conservatives are better, more moral and more godly than liberals.

If he can justify that, he can justify his own paranoid, self-important existance.

"I used to be a liberal then I saw the light and got all better!! Gawd CURED me of mah liberalist, free thinking, self-directed, non-bigoted ways by turning my little head several degrees closer to my ass. He even tawt me how ta goose step to the tunes of mah fayverit hymns. HALLELUYAH!!'