Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Um ... how's that again?

(CC News) -- Toward the end of a European Union summit, President Chimpy W. McCrotchBulge told a gathering of reporters:

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous.

Having said that, all options are on the table
," he told reporters at the end of a summit with European Union (EU) leaders.

Bush would have continued but several people present were injured when one journalist's head suddenly exploded.

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